Got a landlord inspection today so I’ve stayed home this morning. I went out to the garden to do a check.
A fox has destroyed all the tomatoes we were growing, potatoes, plants, everything. The flower beds are dug up and there’s holes and mess everywhere.
It has dug up our hamster that died two weeks ago.
I think to myself this won’t look good for the inspection. I put on some gloves and grab a broom and start sweeping up.
Something smells. Really, really bad. I wonder if the fox has pissed everywhere too.
As I sweep, the smell gets stronger and stronger. I begin to gag. I wonder if I’ve accidentally broomed a turd?
The fucking fox has shat all over the broom handle and as I’ve been sweeping have been spreading the shit all over it.