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Always use protection! ... FOOOOL ! !

Tiny tiny bottle.

Tiny Tiny bottle. For a tiny tiny person!

About £6.99 for a small bottle.

O...kie ... what kind of bottle??

^Sound like mumbo jumbo.

What's mumbo jumbo??

A healthy diet full of vitamins! Especially vitamin D3!

I Find if I do feel a little bit bunged up I exercise and it helps get rid of it (but if you feel really bad DO NOT do any exercise)

and... The 10 second rule :) good for the immune system!

Oh and lots of sleep!!

"You've got too many gears!"

Preserve the wildlife ... pickle a squirrle.

or...

Save trees ... Kill a beaver

Save a bike... ride a cowboy

This has been really useful information thank you!!
I really really REALLY what to do cycling as a career so i'm training up for the racing next year. I just need to find a women's team in the Kent area hopefuully I will! Does anyone know some good times for women on a 10 mile TT? I have look on the GB cycling website but it just comes up with names and points not times. I just need a time to compare and reach (crush mwuhahahha!)

That was sooooooooooo lucky that you took it apart... could have ended bad! I'm glad your ok! I'm going to check my bike over tomorrow ..its made me a bit nervous!

I confess,
I was fixing a puncture so I took off the rear wheel and whipped the inner tube out and after a few minutes of frustration (as I couldn't find the puncture) I realised I took off the wrong wheel. Bugger.

It's a Langster. Deal with it.

It's tiny. Deal wih it.

Slow mentally? How so?

I thought it was quite funny actualy. I like the fact that you giving Will a load of shit (he needs it). But, have you ever actualy seen him ride? He dosent fuck about.

He is a bit slower than normal.

I wasn't giving him shit (I was actually pretty nice :D) ... I was simply standing up for my bike (that he was taking the piss out of, has he ever ridden one?) and pointing out how shallow it is to be obsessed with how you look and what bike you have.

Hummmm, no I haven't, but… I imagine it is as bad as a pair of elephants trying to mate but they are doing it back to front, i.e. completely wrong :D

:d

Haha, you would beat him. Texas is really slow. I rode with him once and had to wait at the top of every hill for about 5 minutes. To be fair, he would have been a lot faster had he not been carrying a mirror all the way round and obsessing about what he looked like. It was quite a feat over a massive 2.36 mile ride (the longest ride eather of us had ever done, big up us for that one).

Slow mentally and physically :D

I don't know if that was suppose to be funny or sarcastic but it really wasn't either.

king of kings

sick ass foooooooooooooooooooooool king :d

i'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but i'll be back in 5 with some popcorn.

meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cheers for the offer but naah it's ok! I won't lose :) and if I do the anger of losing makes you cycle faster because of the huge adrenaline rush!

internet king.

Cybergeek

cheers tori for probably the best post ive seen for a while. i like those that have aspirations to be faster and stronger. i am faster and stronger but i also understand that there is also someone faster and stronger. hence you might as well enjoy bling. riding a crappy bike is crap, riding a bling bike is bling. that;s the reality. we (you and i) are never going to be elite.

That's ok I do try :) No you have got me completely wrong I have the aspiration to crush everyone under my wheels and use their women as slaves! I'm glad you admit you ride a crappy bike :D Naivety is bliss, what makes you think that I could never be elite?? I have youth on my side :) and huge determination! So yes that was a bit naive of you now. Don't worry I will ride hard just the way i like it! :D

i'm really sorry that you ride a langster. it must be hard. maybe you could lend a real bike...i've got a specialised grey hybrid that i;m pretty sure will be faster.

Excuse me?? My Langster is awesome! did you not read anything above? I'm sorry that your ego and your head revolves around what you have. It must be hard being materialistic not realistic. Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with what you look like and what you have then you would improve in your cycling. And it's ok I don't need to improve on speed I beat all wanna be pro men like you all the time :D :D

That's where your wrong my friend! I ride a Specialized Langster (no carbon fiber) and when I go out for a ride with my local group all the guys are on their carbon fiber everythings and I beat their arses!! and i'm a girl! on a singe speed when they have gears! So it doesn't really matter (to a certain extent obviously no hence generic bike) what bike you have it's about you training and fitness :D

It's not the bike it's how you use it and how much you puse those bad ass muscles! and it's doesn't matter how hairy you are it just means extra insulation for winter :D

The very thought sends me into deep shock.

I agree and i'm female!!!

Errmmm yeah I know :D He sinks my battleship!!