Guy tries to undertake me (squeezing imbetween me and a nodder) to overtake a bus that I’m clearly trying to overtake, but haven’t, as it’s not clear to do so yet.
He tries again, so I say “oi listen mate, don’t undertake, it’s dangerous, overtake.”
He then takes great offence to this and says “that’s your opinion, do I look like a dangerous cyclist?” Lycra, flourish helmet, road bike with fancy paint job of course.
Well yes mate you look like a dangerous cyclist, cos you act like one. I just replied “not an opinion, look it up in the Highway Code”. Not my finest comeback but I was late for work.
Fucking bellends treating their commute like a cat race.