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A friend of mine has just found a job at the local bowling alley
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I asked if it was ten pin but he assures me its permanent

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a bus full of estate agents
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a hedgehog has it's pricks on the outside

Hope everyone is doing well
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Some great watches feet socks and brake cables on show today
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Peace love and happy weekend

Er ahem it's time for a second opinion
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Peace
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Love

It's time for a bank holiday pint of broadside
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Hope everyone is doing well
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Peace and love

A couple of campanologist friends of mine are having marital problems
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It's been one ding dong after another

" I deliberately have as few things as possible but what I do have I want to be the best quality I can get "
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This is the only online forum I am involved with ....

Here's to sponsoring golf
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I just don't understand why anyone would want something fake
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I deliberately have as few things as possible but what I do have I want to be the best quality I can get
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Hope everyone is doing well
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Peace and love

Just asking for a friend but which year is that I , sorry they ask as it's to 660 ft rather than 1000 ft

a jockstrap manufacturer friend of mine has sadly passed away
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at the funeral everyone said how supportive he'd been

That looks lovely Ed - good purchase
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Ditching the metal bracelet was the best thing I did

A refuse collector friend of mine has been suffering during lockdown
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They feel down in the dumps

A friend of mine has just been arrested for seal hunting
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We're all clubbing together to get them released

A friend of mine has just returned the compost they bought at the garden centre
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Apparently it was shop soiled

Hope everyone is doing well
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It's time for socks and sandals
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Peace and love

All this technology stuff is nothing new
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The Bible tells us that Moses downloaded data from the cloud to his tablets

A pirate friend of mine always wears camouflage underpants
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It helps to hide his booty

A friend of mine has invested in a scheme to make a camouflage plane
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I'm not sure I can see this getting off the ground

An out of work thespian friend of mine has retrained and is working in a sausage factory
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His career has been getting from bard to wurst

I was having trouble getting my rifle to work
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So I dug out the instruction manual and looked up the trouble shooting section

On a rather windy day at the rifle range the usual targets were replaced by lumps of cheese
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I was shooting the bries

I managed to get front row seats for the archery
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I had to pull a few strings to get them

got a call from the local rifle range asking if I wanted to give it a go
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when I asked why they'd called me
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at your age you're our target audience

There's been a fire at a friend of mine's vegetable packing factory
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They're sifting through the chard remains

A friend of mine is very sensitive about his bladder problems
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If you say something out of turn urine trouble