A friend of mine washed up on a desert island with nothing but tins of reddish brown paint and fabric whose fibres were matted together
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They felt marooned
A friend of mine has just returned from a Lepidoptera hunt with Mick Jagger . My friend found loads but Mick came back empty handed. When asked why he had done so badly , Mick replied
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' A rolling stone gathers no moths '
A friend of mine has been working in a cocaine processing plant . They're not too happy with the working conditions
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I told them to talk to their line manager
A friend of mine went to a covid secure wedding this weekend . They said it was really well organised in terms of bubbles
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Champagne on arrival then another glass with the toasts
A friend of mine is in hospital after an after dinner accident
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His wife asked if he could clear the table
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In spite of a long run up he caught his back leg on a wine bottle
Sad news today as the funeral of the inventor of Tupperware has had to be delayed
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The funeral directors have struggled to find a lid that fits the coffin
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For bucks sake I nearly fell for that one