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40-odd year old knees are exactly that. Welcome to the club.

Lower back and shoulders can be helped hugely by being stronger. I do body weight workouts and a few moves with a couple of 5kg dumbbells, a few of times a week.

We’re talking plank, mountain climbers, bicep and triceps curls, lateral lifts… those kinds of thing.

Won’t get you hench, but will make you strong.

And Keano couldn’t give a fuck.

Like a deleted scene from Half Life

I’ve never got why people can’t open our gate. It has a simple latch which you turn to open.

I have seen countless of this type in my 44years. It isn’t locked. It isn’t stiff.

The odd Waitrose lad can’t get in and this morning - waiting for an Olio collection - get a text “hi I was there 10mins ago but couldn’t open the gate”…

I didn’t get today’s. I won’t say why so as to not spoil.

No point at all raising it with the surveyor.

You’re right about doing it properly, and I can’t see the Local Authority refusing it.

I can barely read it. Horrendous.

You clearly have a proper drive and not a front garden off the North Circular that someone decided should be a car park for their fleet of battered Mercs…

With that in mind, I don’t think you’ll have any issue getting an application through. Your survey should have identified it.

Looks like you’re not in a busy area, on a quiet road? Part of me would be considering reinstating the asphalt ramp…

I have a blood test every 3months so I’m glad I share your strength. Would be a [literal] pain otherwise!

Three over. Tenuous AF today.

I'm slightly reassured that kids are using such words.

I tell anyone that will listen, that London has the best pubs.

Can you delete this photo please?

Does the gene for average height recess for a generation?

Good effort - I absolutely needed the hint.

An Australian duvet. Loves barbecues; tolerates indigenous people.

Then the doona/duvet cover ball becomes a huge weight, offering enormous eccentricity to the drum movement - causing the whole machine to do the Monster Mash.

MiL (in her 70s) refuses to leave the house if there’s a duvet cover washing - their machine once danced itself off its plinth and she had to call youngest son to come over and put it back. It had continued washing and finished the cycle in its prone position.

Two under.

That’s a beast!

I’ve started restoring an old touring car chassis - right down to the last nuts and bolts. It’ll probably need new shocks; they’re pitted.

How is anyone surprised? You only have to spend an hour on Threads to realise the average American can’t be trusted with really much at all.

Send him an email so he can smugly tell you what you’re doing wrong.

One under. Might as well have been written in Greek.

It’s still hugely expensive.

A fool and their money…

Maybe the hard time which the media is going to inevitably give her, is well-deserved.

Fucking hell, it's the same size as our flat. I might suggest we move out for 12months and build up a rainy day fund from some daft cunt with a spare £9k/month.

One under.

I need the hint to know what the definition is. The times I have tried without, I’ve spent an hour trying to solve for the wrong part of the clue.