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With a broom, maybe.

I'll bring the ice cream.

And eat the ice cream.

I'll bring the ice cream.

And eat the ice cream.

Gary Glitter was at the dress rehearsal but was last seen heading towards the Olympic Village looking for the female gymnasts' dormitory.
Gymnastics is so 2008 - This year, the London Olympic Games 2012©®℗™ is all about the diving.

It's only a matter of time before someone is fucking clattered on that junction.

A junction that has already seen more than its fair share of horrific incidents.

But as long as some politico gets to their canapés before they get cold, then I guess it's alright.

Can anyone confirm for sure who's allowed to give fines / threaten with confiscation (do they even have the powers to do this? I assume they wouldn't attempt to confiscate a car that went in the lane?) . I was under the impression that it's only the police. Is that correct?
Neither the police, nor anyone else, short of a court order, has powers to confiscate a bicycle*, and there is nothing in the games legislation that grants this power.

Out of my cold, dead hands.

• Unless you have a sharpened bicycle, and are going to use it to stab someone.
  

Or out of a trisuit.

But no photos of Brave in a trisuit.

Verification and a scan of the endorsement.

Looks like plod is making up their own rules as they go along.

http://www.tfl.gov.uk/assets/downloads/corporate/a3211-lambeth-palace-road-to-tower-hill-map-10.pdf

Yesterday morning (north side, heading south), there were police explaining that it was fine to cross (in both directions) but we shouldn't use the left-hand lane whilst heading north... By the evening they'd almost entirely coned over the central dividing line.
???
Is there any reason for not using the lane going North?

PLEASE DO NOT ZOOM INTO THE ENTRANCE OF THE FOOT TUNNEL.
These fuckers deserve a shoeing.

London is a bunch of sweaty perverts.

I forgot to pack my modesty overshorts for my run home this evening, and ran back in slightly clingy lycra (yes, I'm that guy).

The looks ranged from guilty snatched glances and furtive peaks, to at least one outright stare and giggle.

I feel used.

cough

It was a ring wot did it.
Harry Potter has a lot to answer for.

2012 is all about the crop top.

No gangstaz allowed.

Like a Tory MP's.

FFS people - Just buys some fishnet stockings, a few tangerines, a bowl of custard, and pee on an electric fence if you want your kicks, and save yourself a £50 entry fee.

Like overcooked spaghetti...

The traffic light phasing on the Bricklayers Arms roundabout (where the Old Kent Road meets New Kent Road) seems to have been changed creating ‘artificial’ traffic congestion in the mornings.
Phasing has been changed all over town, increasing congestion to a massive extent.

Expect the phasing to be reverted once the games lanes open, thereby diminishing the perception that the games lanes are shit, and expect TfL to say what a success they are.

My kids are too strung out on strawberry meth to be able to install anything on my computer.

Or tennis.

COME ON TIM!

I work near moorgate. But you probably saw me after I stacked it at a trafficlight (unless you secretly did see it and didnt want to embarrass me) . I was doing a no handed trackstand, when my bars turned 90' and i couldnt either grab them nor could I unclip in time.

I lay there in a laughing heap on the floor. People are way to serious these days. And only one guy spoke to me, just letting me know its too early to be drinking.
Were your legs too weak to keep the pedals steady?

internet hugs to Chalfie in these troubling times

Forgot to ask my question, if my laptop is dying, what free computer fixing options do I have (I think this has been asked before but can't find it in the mire of other questions)?

Cheers

Linux

linux

linux

I would go for Mint MATE over Mint Cinnamon or Ubuntu.

Cinnamon needs hardware acceleration for the desktop, and Ubuntu now only uses Unity - both will kill an old machine.

There are other flavours of linux, but none as accessible.