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I have a driver I cannot contact
You should be able to get her contact details from the hire company. Write to them and ask. You may need to apply for a court order to have them release the details.

That's an incredibable [sic] price.

Whatever anyone says the placebo effect is incredibably strong and actually worth investing in IMO.
Hi - I would like to buy a jar of placebo please.

No he wouldn't.

As a carpenter and joiner, he would most likely be transporting tools and materials in his transit van.
His dad was the carpenter.

Jesus was the disappointing activist son that went into local politics.

He would have ridden a beat up second hand steel framed hybrid, and worn sandals with socks.

He would have also ridden like a cunt, in the gutter, up the inside of lorries, and over the top of large puddles.

I have stated all along that the only time I pipe up is if I have been put in danger.
Are you in danger now? Is this a cry for help?

The twitter relies on exploiting an existing cultural meme.

Recognizing the cultural meme doesn't necessarily reveal or imply any prejudice on the part of the observer.

If you read it in an Eddy Murphy voice, then you can salve your conscience, because Eddy is not being racist, he's just not being funny either.

Some light relief:

Iran Cleric Pummeled by ‘Badly Covered’ Woman After Warning.

The Iranian cleric said it was his religious duty to apply the principle of “commanding right and forbidding wrong,” and that he would continue to do so even after living through what he called “the worst day of my life.”

Hah!

Cunt.

What fucks me off about it is that we really don't need to kill badgers, but once the government decides to go ahead and do it, she queues up with her knife and fucking fork.

Yeah, I eat meat, but it doesn't mean I have to eat every animal on earth.

Let's just leave the big stripy bastards alone.
She's hungry though - she's already finished eating the other fat lady.

the New Forest
Need more be said?

inn a weeard awe-quad manor
ftfy

Le google suggests that it's a Phoenix BIOS

Try this:

http://www.pchell.com/hardware/beepcodes.shtml#Phoenix_BIOS_Beep_Codes

Download Ubuntu 12.04 desktop version for 64 bit, burn it to a disk, put the disk in an restart. Then follow the instructions.

The beeps are motherboard specific. I'm sure hippy's not suggesting swapping out all of the parts to identify the bad one.

What's this talk that he talks, and what is this walk that he's supposed to walk? What are you blathering on about woman?

There he is!

After an hour hammering up and down the Highway in the driving rain, wearing next to nothing, I can sympathise.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day in a bath with the hot tap running constantly.

Bollocks to that. I'm more than happy to lend a hand too next weekend.

Forum bikini car wash flat redecorating.

Anything relying on ANT+ will not work on linux either.

Needs a Strava segment.

Or any of this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRgOU76VP8

Have we had this yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5gNYVia2rg

Install Ubuntu, and install a slipstreamed version of XP for when Linux isn't enough. Job done.

A large proportion of the people that I went to school with are under the impression that I died in the mid-90s.

I have done nothing to correct that impression.