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But Moses gets the rebound!

white headset? No.

I went off-roading with DJ once, he was fine irl, but a bit opinionated.

Sadly I'm fine on here, but a raging belm irl.

Is that the score or something?

Get away from me with your new fangled words, blud

tv shows don't have that kind of fx budget. only the major blockbusters can afford set pieces like that.

Don't bring Bob Holness into this, he's the only clean TV presenter we have left.

Is this like when Samuel L Jackson and Snoop Dogg say nigger and it's all socially acceptable? And for balance, despite being a school kid in the 80s, I hadn't encountered the word belm and assumed it was a contraction of bell-end and helmet, despite going to a school that was rough as a badger's fanny

I've never used 'belm'. I seldom use regular swear words (like fuck, cunt and bollocks) if I call someone an idiot then it is quite apparent what I think of them. If I call them a 'jangling-milk-pocket' then there's a chance that my message will be mis-interpreted, and that's the risk we are taking when we use 'belm' 'fam' 'bare' and any other playground nonsense.

I'd like I see a return to better English, not 'good English' but just 'better'.

You bunch of fucking jangling milk pocket wank ferrets

Adam Rayner you say?

Fat son of Clare Rayner and ex Max Power writer (BITD)

The other day, a friend not from the UK asked me how roundabouts worked and when I stopped to think about it, I couldn't actually figure it out. I've had my driving licence for nearly 10 years now.

You don't need a driving license to know how a roundabout works. Do you drive or ride a bike regularly?

Cool, I'm occasionally at castle but have been at Milton Keynes on weds nights recently. It's a bastard of a long way from mine but is a sensible meeting point for my mate, so I've stuck with MK for now. It's Father's Day this weekend and I've already double booked myself or I'd have invited myself along for some castle climbing. Maybe catch you there sometime though.

Climbing outdoors? WTF? I'll stick to sweaty indoor plastic thanks dude. Actually, climbing is secondary to Mtb for me and gf, and we only get to ride together at weekends so I'm out but for slightly vomit inducing coupley reasons.

If you fancy a bouldering mat then I do have one, I got it on here about a year ago, it remains unused by me so can move on to a better home. Pretty sure I paid £80 for it and would like the same again. It'd have to be collection only and I'm in Potters Bar, but let me know if you're interested.

What's the score with those racks and security? Is it just a sucker? What if you go for a wee at the services?

Just back from shredding the everliving Mumm-Rah out of CYB. 5 days of riding and back to work. Man, real life sucks

Moi espagnol est bueno gracias

Soy un wetlip

A foreign vet friend pronounced 'ewe' as 'ee-wee' until she was corrected

She sounds like an idiot.

she sounds hot.

and rich.

I imagine her Spanish is better than yours, Sorethroat.

She is both hot and rich, though she is also stands for no wetlip nonsense, so ruling out pretty much all of LFGSS

A foreign vet friend pronounced 'ewe' as 'ee-wee' until she was corrected

I saw a whole skinned sheep (no bag or wrapping, just a dead fucking sheep) dragged out of the back of a basic transit and hefted into a kebab shop. Total skank, wood chip, blood and all sorts of shit in that transit.

Eew. I hope they cook their food to death and beyond, can't imagine food poisoning otherwise.

No, Ewe.

Wiley motherfuckers.

I thought he said they were black.

Oh, 'Wiley'

How the shit you deal with this all V.B. I don't fucking know.

/rant.

This. So regularly

Not true. I witnessed one being restocked by someone heaving two clear bags of chicken out of the boot of a Merc.

No, not out of a coolbox, just out of the boot.

Edit: You must be thinking of deliveries to the distributors

I saw a whole skinned sheep (no bag or wrapping, just a dead fucking sheep) dragged out of the back of a basic transit and hefted into a kebab shop. Total skank, wood chip, blood and all sorts of shit in that transit.

Wind your neck in

Mine's been almost non-existent this year, and usually I am a dribbling snot monster as soon as the weather brightens up.

Why can anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Just sayin cause like so I / we really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that.

Damn dude, your 'free verse' is free-er than Elsa the lioness

I'd pay not to be on here sometimes