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Saturday there is Urban Downhill race or something like that so I set it up like this for that.

We are obviously thinking of different 'Urban Downhill' events

^ I grew up in Horsham.

Millais?

the best used to be hash - we regularly got Red Leb, pollen, slate, Moroccon, double zero, gold seal/red seal, afghani black

weed was pressed bush, lovely and giggly, not having your soul dissolve in front of your eyes like fucking skunk these days?

This

1994 - Crawley

^ damn right, 4 way Golden Eye all night long.

José

Is that Bristol?

School caretaker was called De'Ath, I only discovered this years later when he was a patient of mine. He was always referred to as David at school

sent crom my andriod

I'm sure the ancient Cimmerians will be delighted

http://conan.wikia.com/wiki/Crom

No way, 2:48 is a great example of Churchill's skill. He rides like a bit of a thug but I thought it made an interesting change to see him hammer through massive techy combos.

Here's one of the old-school logic problems that I used to do on wet holidays in Devon. Man, I was a sad kid. I've tailored it a bit to suit the forum.

*Five Biking Fools visted LFGSS and were keen to try out some of the forum rides. What were the fools' names, what was the name of the bike they rode first and how many points out of five did they give it?

(Points column must contain numbers 1,2,3,4,5)*

Jeez gave one more point to the bike that he tried first, than the person who rode the Time Machine first. Was this Snottyotter?

Skrtluv's bike, which turned out to be a bit of a shitter, was awarded 2 less points than the bike rode first by umop3pisdn, which was not the Elephant Explorer or the Oak Randonneur.

TM's Corima was tried first by a girl and scored one more point than the bike rode first by Scoot.

Shoosh was thrilled with her first ride, not the Elephant Explorer, and gave it the highest number of points.

epic! although the dials are slightly off and that's pretty annoying.

I could remedy this for photographic porpoises by hitting 70mph, dipping the clutch and holding the revs at TDC before taking the pic. I did consider doing this for some time, but sadly the van drinks so much fuel that before I knew it, the gauge was no longer vertical

Hmm, looks to be an early Peugeot 306 (N3 series) dash. or possibly 405...
And clean it, with a vacuum and paintbrush.

#carocd

How very dare you, it's a VW T4 Caravelle

if the driver had ocd there would be far less dust

Dust is the least of my van's worries

If I was truly OCD I'd have to drive everywhere at 70mph

Well, that was nice. I think I won on a technicality. Mainly because I was the only person to race all of the motos in my cat (MTB), so that made it fairly easy. Had a very hairy moment when I lost the rear end in the bottom of a berm, culminating in a 4' long drift as evidenced by a cracking and kinda weirdly italic skidmark (no brakes involved). I'll be back for another blast in a fortnight.

I also rode a 24" race bike, holy crap, no wonder I can never finish first (cruisers and MTB race together but in diff cats) that thing was a demon.

I go by; arm high is turning, arm low is changing lanes, and opposite arm around the back is just a little movement within the lane.

WTF? Do people actually do this? That's confusing as hell, no wonder car drivers get frustrated. What's the difference between 'arm low' and just pointing out a pot hole?

Here comes an obstacle, I'll take one hand off the bars and put it behind my back. Well that's really fucking sensible.

Not ranting at you Tenners, just the concept.

first BMX track race of the year for me tomorrow at Royston, I've not rode for a month due to surgery and will probably vomit. And I'll be on a 4X bike but the competition is less stiff in that class (I'll still come last)

delicious manual labia

Fuck me, best auto correct evar, I meant 'manual-ability'

Looks like it'll be wicked bendix, ignore my sarky comment, my mate has a trek 69er and it's lovely. I think the benefit is that the rear end remains short for delicious manual labia and nimbleness whilst the front is rolley and goes over everything. Of course this makes the bike go at two speeds, which is just weird.

Which end is the wrong size?

^^^ 'this will stand out like dog balls'

only is oz is this a sales technique

Back to the carpet question.

There is no need to work out the size of the hole in the centre if the carpet from the fitter's point of view. He will cut an appropriate sized hole in the carpet when he is fitting it. That's why he needs to know no more than the radius of the circular room

I couldn't get a good pic of it, but only last week i discovered that a pineapple ring fits perfectly into a normal sized mug. I felt like a proud father.

I got BCC copied in on an email conversation between my boss and supervisor discussing sacking me from my shit temp position. So that was nice.

Also I asked my dealer if he had any 'tickets' (used to use this phrase way back as he worked in a theatre) got overheard by my mum who then thought that he could hook her up with cut-price deals to see fucking Coppelia on Ice.

Sorethroat you say you're ill
But have you tried a pill?
Maybe gin and tonic
Or something hydroponic
A touch of homeopathy
To rebalance your chi (you see)
It's only sugar and water
But something that you oughta
Try, it'll fix your tickly throat
But not your tickly scrote
You'll need the clinic for that...