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+1 for superglue, maybe take out the innertube before you do tho in case it seeps through.

oce-leatt...

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/06/25/poke-gallery-wrongness-edition/?pid=4421

I'm definately gonna ring 0173 6159097...

Hey Brighton, I've just built a really shonky bike for my mate who's down your way. If anyone sees a tall beardy dude on a 'smarties' SS with risers (you'll know it when you see it) request a skid from him for me.

Cheers, hope to get down to Brighton soon,

Glasgow Alkali

No. They use the element of surprise to stalk and pounce on their prey. As they are carnivorous, their prey consists of all manners. But not necessarily just primates.

The don't grab with their paws, but rather pounce and constrict their prey at the neck to disable their prey. Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. The claws have other uses.

Not 'good manners', they put their elbows on the table and all sorts.

Also, 'Clawing the belly of their prey has no effect. If I got clawed in the belly by a leopard, slashing away at my spleen like an irate combine harvester, seeing my gizzard torn assunder whilst simultaneously having my face rendered inoperable via the medium of big fuck-off great teeth I'd be writing a jolly stiff letter to Attenborough. Maybe posthumously.

Pounce at me bro.

Death by leopard =
Bites face off whilst...
Strangles neck off with front legs whilst...
Slashing belly off with back legs.

Leopards can be dicks sometimes.

I'm not too sure about the strangling bit, but the dude in the pic might know more.

right now I am visualising him and Prescott naked mud wrestling.

Can you see their helmets?

Once owned a Giant Acid, the name was a taken on another forum so here I am, Alkali. And I'm soapy...

Then perhaps you should try tighter, since your current method is failing so spectacularly.

GRacer - you called mdcc a looser (hence his tighter joke) and not a loser. His comeback was quite funny, don't assume people are knocking you, try to see cheeky comments for what they are and don't get too defensive.

Have you really bought a brooks for your 'bare minimum' bike?

slice of pie, LOL

^, +1 for green lock

Keep the met blue paint it's nice, tyres should be black, the red's hurting my face off. Ditch the chain and shite lock. Alternatively...

Red and green would do it for me, Mm mm blended frog...

Stu Francis?

Ooh, I could crush a grape...

racist

but can it cure bacon?

Since they buried Bin Laden at sea I've become Taliban... Damn homeopathy

sorry to hijack, am a bit pissed. That frame looks nice, is the paint damaged? I reckon it'll look fine without the decals unless there's proper chips in it.

please tell me there is an unconcious policeman lying just out of shot at the top of your pic.

i thought you were a flamingo

I like the tyres, nice touch. Morton's toe much?

cheers EEI, on the case with the searching right now. Will be offering services as soon as someone takes me on.

Dispensing Optician with 15 years in trade, moving to North London beginning Aug seeks new employer. Qualified and registered with CET points.