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Why are some of the worst road users also fucking atrocious cyclists.

Today I was riding along, had already seen a car approaching fast from behind but there was also an oncoming car and not enough room for all of us to pass simultaneously.

As I moved into a more assertive position (to ensure the car behind had no silly ideas about squeezing past) the driver started to rev their engine. I looked back at them, pointed at the car coming towards us and shrugged my shoulders. This resulted in the driver beeping continuously. Once the oncoming vehicle had passed I moved over a little to facilitate the car behind passing me. The passenger leaned out of the window to shout "fucking asshole" as they raced towards the red light.

At the lights the passenger started to get out of the car shouting at me, but the short fat cunt barely came above the car door and when he saw me loom over jumped back inside his metal box. Once safely inside he continued to shout how he rides a bike and always rides in the gutter. I then Tuckered them, pointing out quite how short fat and retarded he was, and how fucking ugly, fat and orange his female driver was and how despite their needless aggression all they had done was arrive at a light that was red anyway.

I never get the good stuff like this. :-(

^ Haaaa.

To be fair, there can't be many of us on here from Hereford. I might be wrong. I reckon a Hereford tread would last about 3 days! Just hijack this one for a couple of pages, if Mashton is ok with that?

I'm only 33. I never really went clubbing outside of Hereford whilst i was growing up. I was still at school then Sixth Form. I was probably a bit to young.

mappa mundi is pretty cool though, (like).

I'd quite like a half hour chat with brace... maybe he can give me some business advice.

Yep, only $50.00 for a half hour chat. I'd ask him advice on fitting a Torque transfer box to a Land Rover defender or something.

growing up in Hereford.....Worcester was like London to us!!

I grew up in Hereford!!

I don't have the accent though! It's actually really pretty. It's only when I go back now I appriciate it. A walk past the Cathedral towards Castle Street, then over the Castle Green, Vicky bridge and back along the river towards the Old Bridge is so pretty! So much green.

Naughty but Nice, Crystal Rooms???

Hereford thread??>>>>>?

Interesting wheels. I don't think I've seen these before. Good luck with the sale.

Yeah 3rd Bullshit. No way.

In Berlin, buses have racks on the rear so that riders can bunny-hop their front wheel onto them and get a free hitch. When you want to detach from the bus, simply dab your rear brake and you'll pop right off. An excellent idea that should be implemented in London if it's to become a true cycle-friendly city.

Really? I'm not sure if bullshitting either?! Sounds a bit dangerous to the average nodder though. Obviously we'd all boss it.

Oh ok. Maybe not then.

^^^ love this. I'd probably put a rear brake on though.

Where does one get a nature boy?

Hampstead Heath.

I'm a bit niave: Are those rims something you can buy off the shelf of has the owner gone to the trouble of making them look that shit?

i think cycling shoes are definitely worth paying a bit extra for. my pair lasted three years of daily use but unfortunately died at the weekend :(

Hmmm I don't know. I've been rocking a £15 pair of Aldi 'Crane' numbers for the last 5 years with no problems. They are heavy though.

If you really really squint they look more expensive.These:

Another wooden bike. Only £43,715:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2224404/Striking-limited-edition-bicycle-wood-set-sale-eye-watering-43-715.html

Haaaa, good find Festerban.

All pictures exactly like the cars I've owned but not the exact cars.

1. Pug 106. 1.5 diesel N/A. Cracking engine and sooo economical. Surprising amount of room on the back seat for sex. Chavs broke into it and wrecked it. It got scrapped. Shame.
   http://images.motoring.co.uk/images/car-pictures/mucf-images/500x375/spid1/69/c9/e6/peugeot-106-1995-white-hatchback-xn-graduate-3dr-69c9e61227af871935e4ebfa486e651a-m2.jpg

2. Open Manta GTE 2.0 Exclusive. Completely standard, Dolphin grey, Irmscher kit. Rear wheel drive. The most amazing driving position of any car, ever! Back seat pretty small and cramped. Sex on the passenger seat OK. Why oh why did I sell this. Sad Face.
   http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/6890/image0479.jpg

3. VW Polo 1.4TDI Sport. Current car that I will be selling soon. Good car. Safe. Pretty Dull. Again backseat pretty small and cramped, really only reserved for foreplay. Sex on the passenger seat Ok.
   http://is02.thegumtree.com/image/big/154447214.jpg

Failing that, most bike shops should give you a box if you get the right (delivery) day.

Not only can you swap them right out. But thats a standard rear shock. So can simply swap that bit out any number of replacements to tune your ride. Its an amazing bike, if somewhat overdone. I mean each time you point it down a gravel decent. A part you you is going to be thinking you should ride around, and not risk damaging the horribly expensive fork legs, or other carbon bits.

....when you should be thinking weeeeeeeee!

Ohhh, I think linkage forks have dies a death for a reason. I have owned these:

and my friend has owned some of these:

Both of which have been decent enough for a couple of years, untill the linkages wear. The slop in both forks was just silly. The AMP forks were very flexy and stuttery under breaking. Obviously technology has improved and you would hope that those forks on that Moots would be better made.

Telescopic all the way I reckon.

Agreed. Those boys should be spinning up that. :-)

Oh yeah both of them are complete clowns. True. I guess I find Tiny slightly more irritating though.

I'll paint them in camo cream or something, then.

I've already taped up my spokes to look like twin Spoks.

I am going to have gears. You won't all stand around pointing at my mechs laughing, will you?

This fucking ridiculous, affected, street slang posturing bullshit cunts me off so fucking much.

"I'm a grown-arse man" FFS, LOL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Chainbreakers gym buddies?

Isn't it just the most cringing bollox ever?? Just Youtube 'Tiny Iron' if you want more of that blokes jibbering shite. He looks a complete state. He injects synthol into himself to make himself look that size. When you watch him doing the tricep pull downs, his actual tricep doesn't move much at all. Lame.