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Only a matter of time before someone dies. Then it's gonna get nasty

Thank FSM for LFGSS.

Mornington Crescent

you magnificent bastard

is this really happening? Holy living FUCK!

unconfirmed- Putney McDonalds.

FFS, too close

I wonder if this is the peak, or if things will get worse tomorrow? The police need a visible win to turn things around.

Yeah, this. Any solid info?

More rumours that they are hitting the ASDA in Roehampton. Can't verify - not going out to check!

Leeds as well? By morning zombies will hit Glasgow.

Might brighten the place up

Anyone know where I can get a copy of this?

Twitter saying it's kicking off in Roehampton? Too close for comfort...

Cameron is on the way back

Yeah but while you're all at home wideeyed and glued to the screen, bear a thought for the stock market - top left to remind us

That's gonna have a bigger, longer lasting impact than kids robbing JD sports.

"The giant in the dress, has been here all day. Chris."

Unbelievable Krimewave.

Anyone see that poor woman trying to get out of her flat, next to the burning shop? She was 2secs out the door and a bunch of youths were right in there, looting her belongings. Fuckers!

I wonder why these peeps never wander down to Knightsbridge for a spot of the old ultraviolence. There's a Krispy Kreme stand in Harrods. Just sayin'

Holy shit Daveypants. What news can you give us? Sounds more fluid than last night's riots.

All these youts in hoodies are so cliche. Why can't we have proper riot characters:

Tesco Extra got ransacked

Bellum se ipsum alet

Go for the nearest Nando's. If they notice you - keep completely still for a moment. They have short attention span.

Can you enlightened us? personally I figure that a natural diet and decent exercise is all that needed, but would like to hear what you have to said.

For all practical purposes, that's pretty much all you need to know. Eat well, keeping moving about, get some rest. if you need to lose weight, reduce the food a bit, up the exercise a bit. Within those simple parameters, do whatever works for you.

There's no need to focus on magic bullets or special techniques because a) there are so many variables it's never a simple cause/effect and b) the gains from little specific tricks (like upping your caffeine intake) are usually negligible compared to the effect of just eating a little bit less or doing a little bit more.

Our research could loosely be described as trying to answer the question "where does food end up in your body, and what are the factors that influence this?" The clinical link (gotta have that in grant applications these days) was that some patients who've suffered major trauma or infection can waste away, even though they are being fed all the nutrients they could possibly need*. Clearly, it's not as simple as "good thing go in, good things happen".

I'm glad people are interested in how they tick, but there's so much bullshit out there. The best weight loss "programme" is the one you can stick to without being miserable.

• we looked at healthy subjects too. Fed them radioactive cakes.
  

This used to be my job. Proper science mind, non of this "sport science" crap. I worked with top men. Top. Men.

It's soul-crushing to hear the same old SHITE repeated on every forum I visit. I can't be arsed trying to explain why anymore because they'd rather believe their mate that heard that Bruce Lee used to jam pomegranates up his bunghole so he could do a million cock push-ups.

Those who realise that it's much, much simpler than everyone makes out are the enlightened ones.

If Superman gave you a handjob, would your cock turn into a diamond?

Ah balls. I would have looked a right pillock, standing in my devil's outfit on the wrong side of the park. Think I'll take 2phat's advice and hang around Richmond Hill with refreshments from the Roebuck. Maybe some sausage and beer at Stein's too nomnomnom

PM'ed and dib, dib, dibbed.

Done, and all the best for the dissertation.