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^^ But I'm talking about people who squeeze up the inside of a huge vehicle that is obviously turning into their path at speed. Like Indiana Jones rolling under a closing door. It's sheer lunacy.
They wouldn't jump out in front of a moving lorry when crossing the road as a ped, so why do something just as dangerous when cycling?
Thank God they get away with it, but it's scary to watch.
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My manager says I can make an Olympics themed shop display if I can think of something that won't get the company fined thousands of pounds. Fuck yeah! Anyone already had a brainwaves they want to suggest before I put my thinking hat on?
A bike shop in East Sheen has coloured Olympic rings made from bike wheels hanging n the window. I'm surprised the brand police haven't knobbled them yet.
How about an elegant ribbon of sweetie wrappers in olympic colours, with a chocolate-soiled mannequin breaking the ribbon as if winning the Type 2 Diabetic Coma Sprint?
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oh ffs please don't
Don't worry. We shan't besmirch this forum's outstanding reputation.
I've just found out that all roads in Richmond Park are closed from 10am on Friday! I was hoping to burble across to Bushy Park/Hampton Court for a picnic and a few beers, but now it's turning into an expedition.
Anyone else got suggestions for prime spots?
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