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Nice bike Hunterlar: understated. I prefer a decent bike over a flash git.

Glad *you *came out of the crash without dented tubes. I hear they've got pills for that these days...

Hey, Jackie Chan wore brogues while driving a hi-tech Subaru across USA in Cannonball Run. Fact.

beeep, bloop.
beeep, bloop.
beeep, crk,crk,crk,mpaw,mpaw,mpaw,

(5mins later)
This:

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

Got these. Does this make me a Commie?

Awesome beater! ^

I've got an old BSA but it's singlespeed, for £75

Where are you Wicksie, and what size is the frame? I need a good pub bike.

It said if I kept up what I did yesterday for 5 weeks I would be 86kg. I doubt this.

Yeah, I've started using it (purely through curiosity) and I'm very dubious about the accuracy of the exercise bit.

I commute for about 60mins a day and it's telling me that's using up 720kCal. According to my Big Scientific Table of Energy Expenditure, I should be using up about half that figure.

Think I'll just stick to measuring the intake side of things.

Watched near Richmond Gate in the park. Zero atmosphere, lots of arsehole security guards for no reason and a fairly boring experience. Ticked all the Health and Safety boxes and I'm sure it's triples all round for the corporates.

Sounds like the Mall and Box Hill were just as dull/soulless. It was just so...British. Naff.

What happened to yoof TV? Janet Street Porter, Network 7, Rapido, DEF II Etc. Is there any telly aimed at yoot today? Maybe this is what we need to bring back?

Well, they've got Hollyoaks. So that explains everything.

I gave up at the advert.

Adblock is your friend (disabled on LFGSS of course)

Freddie Mercury predicts the cause of the riots

(Skip to 3:50)

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest now. Fucken A.

STOP PRESS: it's all Nurse Ratched's fault

/medication time

I blame Barry Scott. It's a big marketing campaign for Cilit Bang.

Those soot-blackened pennies won't clean themselves, y'know.

That woman has convinced me to vote Conservative from now on. What in the holy fuck is she wearing? FFS

get the defib ready in thst studio ffs

Tommy Cooper
Eric Morecambe
John Prescott?

/spoon, jar, jar, spoon!
/wahey!

Yeah, but Kwok never got on Question TIme.

He was on Harry Hill though.

/Stouffer too

Have they mentioned the Phantom Potato Bomber yet? (who was that?)

Fact, no Chinaman (because that's the proper word) has ever been on Newsnight. (except that actor off the telly from the 1970s/80s.

David Yip! What a fucking waste of brain cells, remembering that.

Gay.

Fabulous

Ann Widdecombe is currently appearing panto.

I heard she invented vajazzling

/vic n bob

Best thing about GTA: San Andreas = cheats

Worst thing about GTAIV = no immunity from crime cheat. Bloody cops ruining my fu.

Get well soon, old bean.

That's it, just to let you know the police are still looking for the actor Burt Reynolds, after he stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. The fifty nine year-old American eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden.

I reckon they're waiting for it to get dark.

Things are turning racist in Enfield

Only white people can be racist.

full circle

Your weapon of choice is becoming more popular. Let the Spud Wars begin!