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Where can I get a BIG piece of ham?

And I don't just mean a little kilo of gammon - I mean like a haunch from an enormous pig. The kind of thing Asterix and Obelix would be seen tucking into.

Get up EARLY and head down to smithfield. Or alternatively speak to a local independent butchers they should be able to sort one for you; The Chef and Butcher at the natural kitchen in Merylebone is good, speak to Andy he is the owner and the guy in the photo knows his stuff too as he worked as a sous chef for Marco Pierre White, anyway have a word with him he may be able to sort something out for you. Unless you want air dried / cured ham in which cased you will have to go to a Deli, and unfortunately I do not know any suppliers who will deal with you on a one off basis but you could try Brindsa or the deli part of iberica on Great Portland St. will not be cheap though.

cryptic clues are fine, however should there not be a backup in case the are too cryptic/I'm too stoopid?

When I googled it I got this:

You're at work are you? Google it. Go on, what's the worst that could happen?

I'm not at work. Besides if I was the it guys where I work are so slack it wouldn't matter!

Reflecto porn?

Yeah I realised that as soon as I read the wiki link in atticus's post. I'm shit at this game, if it wasn't so much fun i'd give up!

^ Will give it a shot cheers.

yes :|

only flour i had in the house at the time, will stick with white next time.

If you can find it course ground flour white flour is best, but then you have to leave the dough proving for longer (12 - 24 hrs)

Unfortunately I just read the real reason they were on the floor and it's kind of ruined the spontaneous romanticness of it. Damn you internet.

Yeah I read an article on it too don't think she was hurt too badly, still a great picture though!

I am fully expecting a flood of Vancouver riot couple pics over the next 24 hours

A quick search reveals these, someone with better potatochopping skills than myself needs to get dropout in there somewhere

Like I said I'm just being dumb.

OK either its cryptic or I am being dumb. I'll take my default standing and go with the latter

Is there a clue to go with the picture?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkn0els5pa0

unfortunately if you want to get that made the tooling would cost a fortune. Something like this would be quite easy to get reproduced on the cheap.

WTF? UK licenses have two parts? What piece of paper? Wankers.

If you have lost the paper part of your licence you can call the DVLA and ask for a certificate of entitlement, they will charge you £5 for the privilege and will insist on faxing it to you however it does prove that your licence is valid and should be accepted by a car hire company. Although it may be worth checking with the car hire company first before you hand over the £5.

I'm sure you could find say a plastics company in china to do a limited run of shiny gold plastic medals that say something witty. If you keep the design simple I cannot imagine that the tooling costs would be too much. Could do forum donations to fund them.

^ "a woman has contacted the Australian website 9News to claim she is the sister of the man in the photograph, whom she names as 29-year-old Scott Jones, from Perth. Hannah Jones said Scott had been living and working in Vancouver for six months.

She told 9news that lots of his friends had left messages on his Facebook page and he had posted a reply saying: "Classic! This was shortly after the riot police run over the top of us and naturally Alex needed some comforting.""

What a prick, hope your wife is OK.

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Oh dear god........................ Just announce that they are going to make Susan "fucking hideously ugly tashed and unibrowed" Boyles life story into a fucking musical.

Middle class sanctimony at it's finest = The bit where you try and understand BMXing using mathematics…

To be fair everything that a BMXer does is can be expressed using applied mathematics. However if you went to go and see pros putting in a show I'm sure it would be slightly disappointing, and against the whole ethos of the sport, to see them whip out a note pad and calculate the correct launch speed and angle of attack to pull of a certain trick. I have never really followed BMX but I understand that the stunts that those guys pull off are based upon years of trial and error, often accompanied by injury, that gives them the experience to push the boundaries of their sport further. However I do also see that MDCC tester has a point, as the closing van significantly increased the guys launch speed it may have been prudent to do some basic calculations. Can we drop this now and get back to finding funny shit that I can look at to procrastinate from work?

Anyone up for early doors?

Fuck no