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Who was the dude on the black Dolan with pink bar tape who came (rather impressively) skidding past me on Mare Street earlier this evening? I was also on a black Dolan. I'd have been up for a race had I not just been car-doored by a knob in a taxi in Shoreditch.

Think this guy undertook me the other night going over from Old St to Hackney Lane. Tit.

I'd like to apologise for the threatening staredown I was giving a lad reading his TdF book on the District Line from Tower Hill eastbound last night, subtly giving me and my girlfriend's bikes a look over. You know how it is. I was trying to judge which of his eyes to poke out for daring to look at me, then I realised he might be 'on here'.

^^^ lol

^ NSFW, apparently

Used to be a curry pizza place in Bristol that was amazing. I had about three a week. Student metabolism magic. I actually dreamed about it last night. This was ~4 years ago and I haven't been able to find any information on it since, I think once I stopped buying all my pizza there it sank without trace.

Fishmonger on Lordship Lane always had loads of samphire when it was on my daily route. Haven't been by in a few months though.

...last time I checked, Waitrose were doing it on their fish couter too.

I wish people on my friends list would hurry up and link to their Facebook movie!

ha!

Do it. I fucking love it.

Dibs. PMing now.

So good. Don't think would fit me but GLWS.

Arawn: tinned mackerel. I buy the one in tomato sauce. Smoosh it onto bread with a fork. Well tasty. Probably not terrible for you.

A ped looked at me on the way in to work, I poked him in the fucking eye. You got to take a hard line with these perverts.

beat me to it. Nothing will ever be as good as Cooksuck.

Make yr own hummus? The a bit of dried chili flakes on top of that. Easily last best part of week if not more.

^That actually sounds like quite a sound approach to me.

You London lot are severe danger of disappearing up your own arses. Thankfully here in the sticks no-one minds if you look at ladies. Mental.

Tell you what. You stick to the sticks.

I made possibly-meaningful eye contact with a chap in an LFGSS cap going east on Old Street this morning, but it was raining too hard in my face for me to do anything but grimace. Sorry. I am, in fact, 'on here'.

Went to see Mojo last night. Unimpressed by over-acting cast.

I went to a "burgers and hip-hop" event tonight. I wanted to murder myself and then everyone in there. Guhh fuck all life.

ha, please tell all.

PS: it was good, you all should go. ^^

Bitch I might do

Fucking hell Snoop's tonk these days ain't he

Went to Bonedaddies last night. The ramen was OK (I preferred Tonkotsu), but what really blew my mind was my first taste of softshell crab. So this animal just evolved so I can eat it, no muss no fuss?

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^ does anybody know from which video is the girl with bunny teeth?
dying...

Look for "Chloe not impressed" or something

will I ever stop puking?

riding a motorbike in jeans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>