I find it quite remarkable that the BBC can make awesome programmes and then make the worst ever seen, I'm referring to " Don't scare the hare ". Seriously ? What the fucking fuck is that ?
Salmon don't feed in freshwater,nobody knows why they take the fly. Some anglers fish all season and blank,if I was you I'd do a whisky tour, I can recommend the Aberlour distillery.
I can't recommend a peaty malt as I think they taste like a detol drinking cats piss. For me heaven on earth is Aberlour A'Bunadh [£31.99 from Oddbins]. 60%ABV single malt and cycling, awesome combo!
This is not funny it is just shite.