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The bloke in Jaws is a bit hipsteresse...

How very dare you! Wash your mouth out. That's Richard Dreyfuss and he's just straight up cool. Nothing hipster about him he's a frikkin legend.

so.....not a fan?

It's the complete impossibility of anything these two do affecting or challenging anything at all. Usually a cute girl would make me smile, but attached to something as creatively ineffectual as that stuff. Poo.

You can't deny she's cute? I think its her eyes which do it for me, the way she looks at the camera girly swoon

Self satisfied wide eyed over optimistic establishment hugging shiny faced derivative meaningless unamusing asexual bedroom dwelling kak pedalling soft toy hoarding adorable acceptable dumb cutesy you tube wannabe pointlessness inducing art vacuum. I'd rather have a sexual encounter with a Sylvanian Family member. I've never been so flaccid. An evening with Jeneane Garofolo would be infinitely preferable to staring into that pony kissing gormless mug!... But that might be just me.

Is that hitler popping out of that card? All looks a bit Nuremburg to me!

These: Gel-Tech-Gloves/PROAZGLO400

Not what you'd call Totally waterproof but plenty toasty, not too clumsy either. Had em for 2 years so they are sturdy enough too. Cost me a packet (recommended by a trusted genius at a LBS) but have dropped in price on Ribble so I'd recommend them.

"White's the base coat baby!!!"

Cheers Graham

Look forward to meeting you and the bike!

Pistanator

Possible dibs if you're moving it. PM sent.

Blind cyclists of the world unite!

Confuse.

Never fuuuuuuuuuuuucking were.

Done and done.

Ha! Mumsy hipster.

Cabbies are still to Bethnal Green as dog poo is to Paris pavements. You'll have no trouble there BQ.

Bit preachy that though... Just 'Yellow Card: Know it or not - what you just did was inconsiderate, impatient and dangerous'.

Can't respond now Will... but I've flagged it as important and will be right back to you.

If I hit a tennis racket on the ground or against my shoe during a knock about I have to flip it round in my hand and hit the other side "to even it out".

If I get an email which requires a response I have to mark it as flagged first, then leave it for a bit, then respond... Some sort of neurotic mechanism to prevent stupid responses I suppose.

The chipboard is an aquired taste.

ripped the front of my car off on Saturday on this shite. The ungrateful mrs, turned her nose up at my baggage strap fix, and has delivered it to the garage. ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu...

It'll buff out? Cable ties? Gaffa?

Watch out for those clumps of brown stuff which have started falling from the wheel arches of cars and buses... They're damned solid and will wreck you!

Don't lean!!!

....unless it smells like a single malt.

It just means that someone may have dropped their hip flask.

Nobody, no matter how pissed drops a hip flask. They may fall but the flask will always remain tightly clamped to their mittened claw. If it smells like single malt - it's liver failure. Don't eat it!

Rest your turkey for juiciness. However long you need to make that gravy and plate up those veg, take your time. Don't rush, that big ol roast isn't going anywhere. Deep breaths people.

....unless it smells like a single malt.

ESPECIALLY if it smells like single malt! That is some extreme, alcoholic, unrefined yellow snow!

The Dover Castle behind Portland Place on Weymouth Mews has a fire and it's cheap too!

Just drove (don't judge - I have my reasons) to the studio to try to get some work done. There was a real hero on a road bike picking his way down Stepney Green. Blue fisherman style waterproof trousers, slick tyres and a can do attitude. I sat behind him all the way to Mile End Stadium (no overtaking wobbly bikists on a rink like that), he even made it over the Canal Bridge. Good work!