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^^^Right. One in particular annoys me. Yank Dad goes for some job interviews, it's been a while. Nervous, he tries on some ties. Comes back after, says - 'I think I'm going to need...some new ties'. Success. Hug from adoring daughter. All down to anti-grey hair products, and dubbing. Moral - next job interview, throw your own voice.
A tip for you: get out a bit more ;)
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My ma just sent me a text to say she was in Aldi (not sure how far South this budget supermarket chain extends?) and they had various cycling bits n pieces on sale.
I asked her to pick up some of the 'cycling trousers' which are well padded in the gusset region/arse (£13) and a pair of the gloves (£5). The trousers are ace for the money and so are the gloves.
Trousers are like these

The cycling shoes dont look bad for 20 notes as well.
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The Smiths are probably shit, never wanted to listen to them ... they have always been something which you needed to like music where you have to make too much of an effort with.
It kinda like Saving Private Ryan .. probably a good movie but I just can't justify teh effort expense in enjoying it when I can see Undisputed III again.
Are you Matt Lucas? i.e. a wanker......ok so I just don't get the guy (ML)
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geek glasses + checked shirts + double denim + film camera + low cuts t-shirts + purple leggings + shaved sides of head + ironic 'tach + ihpone + hisptermatic + [strike]boat shoes/espadrilles[/strike] hiking boots + [strike]fixie[/strike]vintage road bike + seen hanging around postcards starting with E waving mummies cheque book at estate agents
You mean like this?

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Found myself in a strange town
Though I've only been here for three weeks now
I've got blisters on my feet
Trying find a friend in Oxford StreetI bought an A to Z guide book
Trying to find the clubs and YMCAs
But when you ask in a strange town
They say don't know, don't care
And I've got to go, mateThey worry themselves about feeling low
They worry themselves about the dreadful snow
They all ignore me 'cause they don't know
I'm really a spaceman from those UFOsYou've got to move in a straight line
You've got to walk and talk in four four time
You can't be weird in a strange town
You'll be betrayed by your accent and mannersYou've got to wear the right clothes
Be careful not to pick or scratch your nose
You can't be nice in a strange town
'Cause we don't know, don't care
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How do the hipster haters define a hipster anyhoo? For example, I've ridden a bike at least weekly from about the age of 6 and averaged prob 5X/wk for the last 20 yrs on all manner of velos. I'm not a messenger, I've never been a competitive cyclist nor ridden with a club until recently. I was attracted to fixed/ss riding primarily after an excursion to our fine capital a couple of yrs ago and noted as soon as I disembarked at kings X that every other cyclist was riding one, which made me think 'yeah I'm gonna get into that cos it looks like fun'. Am I a hipster in the rule book of 'what is a hipster'? Is there a certain criteria that hipsters must fulfill in order to be one? Pls enighten me. Thanks
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Ha! That's mint.