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oh bugger! Jimminy crickets! I wont make it! i forgot ive got to do things! The kind of things that need to be done once in a while, to feel good with urself, and get some exercise, take things up and down! You know....

roger that Berno! See yous there at 7,30 ish!

its the boozzzzzeeeerrr open today? Wanna a burger!

we need some duvet size CUNT stickers!

im in. What can i say.

for the shake of our health and inmunologic system this ride should be monthly!

i know ill do it either way! Cos im tenacious!

oh i aint got nothing in mind, i dont think is good odea all togethr not this year. To much to gamble with! Rather go paintballing this time.

No worries - can you tell me where you were off to now?

Yes! I let u know next time i see you not in the forum. But it didnt go to bad, it didnt shut down, went of with a warning! Hahaah

london marathon ride! everytime i heard this words i feel like bolt of lighting hit the tip of me penis!

most certain! It was epic!

Ask him!

cheers for the ride to hammersmith mate! It was very refreshing! Got to get on shape asap! Hahaah i owe you a pint! Ill probably get lost if ill go by myself!

and here i am, by the bar alone waiting for a burger buddy! im hungry people! Chop chop! Got to work in 4 hours!

my other rigth side dude ive got 2 right sides! Hahaha

my other rigth side dude ive got 2 right sides! Hahaha

finish to paint my forniture! And thinking of going for a quick pint down safffs any one up for it!

I dont like that pic! She is far more pretty than me! U should have take the pic from rigth side, is my skiny handsome side! Hahahaha

I dont like that pic! She is far more pretty than me! U should have take the pic from rigth side, is my skiny handsome side! Hahahaha

we love them cakes dont we!? Beatriz (betty) is the best guiness baker ever guys! Its was so creamy! So deep! Every bit felt like a small parcel o heaven! Felt consistent and somehow nutty! At the same time crumbly and chocolaty! Work of art them cakes! betty u are the choosen one, u will bake my "happy happy birthday" cake!

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!

Gutted I missed this. Look's and sounds like SO much fun, as always.

Next time!

We forgive u my bearded friend! I drink a cider in your behalf! U was there in our hearts!

i didnt get my kebab in the end. But the ride back home with bernie was better than any grilled meat in the world! Waterloo bridge: we decide to ride upsidedown! Elephantand castle a bold guy with a cucumber and leathers chase us screaming i love sweaty sex! in brixton Moby was directing traffic! And bernie and i got red cones in our bikes and heads! Our knees decided to grind the asfalt it was cool and not painfull! In streatham gravity change it mind and work just on the left side pulling us to the ground! But we dindt fell cos we are tenacious! By streatham hill Lemmy from motorhead was punching a bus to bits! And in norbury bernie and i decide to ride all way back to central london to speak with the prime minister about making police wear luminuso cones ans pink overalls. He decide not to see us! Mistake. This is all true . Wonderfull thinks happens in guinness rides! Or i just dream it!?

beernie! I love umy brother from a irish mother! Thanks for another top notch ride! just got home and managed to get out of rhe guines ride with no incidents whatsoever! Thanks all it has been awesome! fantastico! And some more! Great meeting new faces! Now enjoying a bit of my special homemade lentil soup and a bit of bread! Brompton alike russian lady! U can do it! U can skid! See u all next monday on souths! Im going to produce some money now!

where the heck is everyone!?

got a huge migraine but ill make it!

I plan on coming along and introducing myself and then embarrassing myself further & further with each pub visit.

Sounds like a plan! We all have do that stay close to me you wont have the chance to embarrash urself!