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this happend at Bernies garden not long ago! no kidding! is real its written! its the geneve convention!

it is, ill be there around 6ish! by the way dont worry for the ligth! you can hold on to it! ive got 6 of them! keep as a souvenir! just to remind you that "special night at Bernies" where loads of wine, guinnes, meat, bums, and toes were involve!

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LETS CELBRATE AND DANCE Y SAAAAAF DAY!

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FRENCH CONECCTION....what i thougt it was...yeah you got it! two french geezers getting at it!
but i was told is more to do with who owns which craters of the moon...or sumthing like it!

hahahahahahahahahaha

is BIOSEXUAL pest control, you molest the pest till they feel abrupted and arrashed and decide to relocated to a neighbouring country like...france...let the french have them!

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my ninja-rat against samurai cats.

i dont know why i just wrote that. it seamed rigth at the time.

i was in green park trying to sofocate a grey squirrel, with one hand while i was building a 3 levels ham and goat cheese, with spinach and maple sirup sandwich with the other and saw that guy,,,and i say what u doing here...who are you...he said im.....im..tiger wood the presi of the US and A, just got out of a plane...
so i say ...aaa'itgh and carry on sofocating...didnt want to loose momentum!if you know what i mean! so suddenly this tiger woods guy make a pretty seamless transition in to the action, punch the squirrel with a his bare fists (he has tattoed in the rigth CHUCK and in the left NORRIS) and and bite my sandwich...so i did what any one here could have done i scream and my previously trained RATS, prepared and trained in the dark arts of ninjutsu, jump out from a bush and impale his left testicle with a clean shoot of their spearguns! its real! i did happend!
or i dream it!..i dont know....either way...ill love to have ninja rats with spearguns.

i just check with this guy....the one that flough from america to see the queen...whta his name the scary looking african-american the one with a white house.....oh yeahhhh TIGER WOODS, he said that the veggie burger in the souths, are only comparable with the Marylin Monroe making love with a bottle of "Bollinger Blanc de Noirs Vieilles Vignes Francaises" in a Reba Mcentire concert! and a peTIT dejauner! yeah those veggys are that good! since he is a black Irish fruitarian i belive him also when he went to Burger king, with the wiffe...scary tall women from CONAN THE BARBARIAN FILM....oh yeah! Oprah, see said that Whopper are not worth a velvet paint of a dolphin and a unicorn getting at it.
So i guest that veggiys are pretty awesome there! muff said.

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oh yeah i forgot.... legs au naturel!

ill be gay for one nigth for chuck norris! but non for any of you filthy-hipster-bitches! still wouldnt gaypilate tho...chuck norris can go on my hairy asscrack!
HAHAHA what about that! when you though you could offend me with you bitch-slang OI! OI!
muhahahahahahahahhahaha gaypilators! go and watch 300 is on tv this night, dont forget you baby lotion and clinex!

totally cocksnapping

I know adult men with wives and families who love Chuck Norris. That doesn't make them gay, that just means they love the stuff they've seen him do in movies and on TV.
What's your next idiotic question? "Is my daughter a lesbian because she likes to eat oysters on the half shell?" Get over it!!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

one day ill have this tattoed on my right testicle!

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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

real mens have hair ,unless they are in to professional swiming or they are professional cyclist, in that case i understand the depilation. but get your self shave up for 1 hour of daily commuting.....well MUFF said!
REAL MAN dont shave their chest
Real Man use cowboy hat
real man dream to look like Chuck Norris
chuck norris not Diego Luna