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that was not athunder man i was taking a pic with my new camera...about the sound...i ate beens!
But i had a talk with god and jc they promise not to wee on us today.

2 pints?

Fk a duck! Fck my luck! I knew u wont be there u little bearded skallywag!

panickers! Do as ido! buy 5 pints in the pub at the corner of ur house put 3 of them in your backpack! And carry 1 in each hand! Ride handless to the first pub!

Haemorrhoid rage?

Nop just on crack cocaine.

Haemorrhoid rage?

Nop just on crack cocaine.

"There is man, goes around taking names, and he decides who will drink, and who will wait, everybody will be drinking all the same!
There will be a golden rain pooring down, when the guinness goes around!
Hear the trumpets! hear the pipers!
One hundred million angels burfing!
Multitudes are riding to the big guinness drum!
when da'man comes around!

the first guinness ride i was doored by a cabby! I woke up with 2 german guys in my leaving room! Great! 2nd g ride i got laid by my flatmate cousin! Which also was great! the last guinness ride i had a sign tshirt and a "shity skid mark" on it! And following morning i managed to shit a 1£ coin! Which i was looking for the night before to indulge me self with a chocolate bar! Couldnt find it obviously! True story all of it! Cant wait to this one!

"the day is coming, the drums are druming! If you got one fit a brake!
There are mothers crying, there are fathers laughing, beer is inthe air!
The ride is coming; the riders are riding, if you know one say a pray!
Over there! Over there! Where some we were all drunk!
Over there! Over there! Where some one has to crash!
There are friends laughing; there are girlfriends crying! Guinness is in the air!"

yeah...about that...wrong answer in the wrong place. Sorry, but...why do bleach... :p

no i dont know why thick bleach smells like sperm my darling.

im so excited about this ride! U should feel my nipples! I can cut in to diamond!Poots! I get to see u is awesome it feels like hot butterscotch pudding getting close and personal! It feels like tiramisu making love to a bottle of courvousier!

Are the shitty foam Guinness hats mandatory?

IF YOU WANNA END UP THE RIDE ALIVE THEY ARE.!!!!!! But if you dont have one just BUY IT!!! no im skiding here! dont worry as soon as you get your mandatory intake of "g" (as in guinnes not a s in GRAMS of coke) you wont need the hat! but hey if you want one let me know i buy u one i know where the are been manufacture by tiny little leppercunts! sorry lepraechaunts!

oh lord BJ!!! ( "bJ" as in Baby Jesus not as in BlowJob, you dirty humans!) the list of this ride is getting silly! we need to inform the pubs so they can setup extra Guines taps!
THIs LIST IS GETTING SILLY!

wanker

ha!

who wants to go for a spin tomorrow morning..ishhh send me a priate im going from souths (crystal palace, to down the river to beckton direction i want to discoer the woolwich london rier sides.

ill be there by 6ish need a burger buddy tho.

http://www.youtube.com/user/GuinnessGB?v=y07at1bU89Q

but i been improving my TOE_FU, TOE-KWANDO, KARA-TOE, VALETOE-DO,
BRAZILIAN TOE-JITSU, and TOE-EIRA! so who dares! muhahahaha! my smell is stronger than yours!

Cafewanda was about time,! last time i saw you involve chicken wings, hotdogs,and TOE-FU, im glad to hear that the next time ill be seeing you it will also involve alcohol! no TOE_FU tho still got a cramp in my toe cos of Poots Foot-power!

im so happy i wont miss this ride

im in Beckton! dude! if i was in saffs i would go around your shop already to pull your red evil beard! do you have a room for me? tell me...SI AMIGO!

Hi its me Bearfoot, im back on track here in London i need a room! i rather be in Saaafs but any offer is welcome, im a very nice clean tidy and shilky smooth guy, ask around, im well off so u wont strugle ever getting any rent or bills moneys from me, just asking for a peace and quiet corner in share house with lovely people whom also love cycling or not...to bad for them if they dont! im all fun and reliable! im a good cook by the way, spaguetti hoops and spaguetty alphabetty are my speciality.
ill need it as fast as a wheel spins! so write me please.
to ask anyone how nice i am ask here in the forum, to Bernie, OLC, poots, jimbilly...
Cheerio!
bcrdeco@hotmail.com

HIYAAAA ! IM BAcK IN LONDON AND I NEED A ROOM TO RENT IN MY LUVELY SAAAAFFFS! ANY? PLEASE? ASAP? IM FULLY EMPLOYED AND SHILKY SMOOTH CLEAN GUY! (im a Envirom,health officer) THANKS

Borja - are you in Poland now or Spain? How is life?

(cba quoting your post on my phone, excuse the nonseqitur)

im around europe! here and there, more there than here! in limbo! you know me! but where i am they speak a languaje that hasnt been spoken for centurys, and might be forbiden by the church and by commonwealth countrys and greenland! so it might be Poland.

i havent been at saffffs drinks in 7 months! aggg to be in london!!!!!!