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EEEEEIIIIII!!!!!!!! my favourite SPORTCARDESIGNER is cominggggggg!!!!
BRRRRMMMMMMMMMM BRUMMMMMMMMMMM BRUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (160 valves, 130000000000000000000rpms)

no worrys! man!

i dont have to removed! im a natural!

i can ride with my dick!

Doh!!!!!! Juanito...this utterly cocksnapping!

LEAVING SOUTHS at 11 for a city stroll. whos up to it? o seven 88 nine 3 double2 one 8 seven.

i track stand with my penis!

sorry im in by the way!

Far. We'll see.

Where's that cnut planning to stay in Poland, by the way?
I'll be in Lodz 1-4/06 and then in last week of July/August in Lodz and Warsaw.

ey! ill be in Wroclaw, but my "oposite's" family actually lives in Lodz...Lodz sucks by the way so does it Warsaw ..:p (the most unfriendly bike city in the planet? maybe?)! best places to be Krakow, Czestochowa, Turin, Wroclaw....but overall poland is fun!

OHHHHHH ILOVE YOU GUYS! dont worry OLC if everything goes as planned we all be shiting a chicken! at some point!

i trackstand for year in a row! even while sleeping! at work, on the shower...during sex! i crap on my frame godamned it! now i do something even more difficult! i do kerbstand! cos allows me to dig my nose, and scratch my groin while im stopped! i became a multitask machine! and realised how much you can do when you dont track stand! and i cant fart when i do trackstand.

track stand is for hippyes!

still here! waiting for everyone! are they still at work? damn!

would that mean that i have to buy beers to everyone?....oooook ill start counting pennys!

Where the fuck is everyone!

Can anyone bring me a 700 23 with a 60mm valve innertube? Just got to south to find I've got a puncture! Thanks ill pay in cash beer your choice!

Can anyone bring me a 700 23 with a 60mm valve inner? Just got here and had a punctuure! Thanks.

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder:
One of the four beasts saying: “Come and see.” And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.
There’s a man goin’ ’round takin’ names.
An’ he decides who to free and who to blame.
Everybody won’t be treated all the same.
There’ll be a golden ladder reaching down.
When the man comes around.
The hairs on your arm will stand up.
At the terror in each sip and in each sup
For you partake of that last offered cup,
Or disappear into the potter’s ground.
When the man comes around.
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin’.
Multitudes are marching to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin’, voices cryin’.
Some are born an’ some are dyin’.
It’s Alpha’s and Omega’s Kingdom come.
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
Till Armageddon, no Shalam, no Shalom.
Then the father hen will call his chickens home.
The wise men will bow down before the throne.
And at his feet they’ll cast their golden crown.
When the man comes around.
Whoever is unjust, let him be unjust still.
Whoever is righteous, let him be righteous still.
Whoever is filthy, let him be filthy still.
Listen to the words long written down, When the man comes around.
Hear the trumpets, hear the pipers.
One hundred million angels singin’.
Multitudes are marchin’ to the big kettle drum.
Voices callin’, voices cryin’.
Some are born an’ some are dyin’.
It’s Alpha’s and Omega’s Kingdom come.
And the whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
The virgins are all trimming their wicks.
The whirlwind is in the thorn tree.
It’s hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
In measured hundredweight and penny pound.
When the man comes around.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts,
And I looked and behold: a pale horse.
And his name, that sat on him, was Death.
And Hell followed with him.

burger buddy? whos in today for a early one? by early i meant 5ishhhhhhh?

Oh, and how on earth did I mistake the table cloth at the Pear Tree for an Arab headscarf, that had been left by one of the posse? @T4, I will return it, promise.

yeah! dont do it again! we were got stop 17 times by the police from holborn to waterloo! but you were to drunk to remember Bernie! thanks got ur negotiation skills,my drunk talk and "the Dobbie brothers" were there to scort us in a black tamden with wheels on fire,all the way to Avalon for a pint with 31 naked clones of a Blondie Lucy Liu! once there you look at me with big demonic orbit eyes and scream "PULAAAKEEELAAPULALAAA", and i shit myself and got the hell out of there!.....or maybe i just dream all this.

ill pass on the baby idea! got already one! been there! not doing another one! at least not yet! and she aint British!-------

yeah i am! but i can do that anytime! i cant do the seafood ride any other time as im leaving uk!
regretably! as i have find a reason to stay in uk!! just to late! hahahaha

im gutted i gonna miss this!

That's a rubbish excuse.

YOU wanna came with!? ive got 6 extra rooms! we also have a "60 days" bunker under the swimingpool!

Yeah. Big ups to Bernie for his mentoring/coaching/keeping the stragglers going as per usual! That final push up Swains was much, much appreciated. Arvy also deserves a special mention for well timed pep talks. Cheers fella!

And yay! for a me and Yasi, jus' because.

Nice to put some more faces to names and generally have a totally top day. Thanks to those who organised/led!

the straglers group is always the best one! lets organise a "straglers ride"!