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Total shit, can’t believe so many people are apparently devastated.

Lots more statues coming down. Glad to see the back of a few Leopolds...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-52963352

Ok, well notwithstanding dull, tacky journalism I’m sure we will enjoy finding out whatever is planned for local lockdowns probably on a Saturday night with any attached guidelines following at some point the following week. I’m relaxed about it, they definitely know what they’re doing..

I just think he's winging it or at least that's the impression he gives except of course when he's on territory close to his heart such as Chester Zoo.

Kind of, although that in itself is the point of such questioning, trying to ascertain the scale of any lockdowns and how they might work. The journalist might be forgiven for thinking that for, as always, nothing meaningful is put out by the government before it does anything. If it is closing a hospital office or business why can't he say that, it's useful information that might allow people to plan their lives rather than dismissing any talk of what a lockdown might constitute as hypothetical.

The Death Secretary apparently not keen on answering crazy leftfield hypotheticals such as 'what are you actually going do to lockdown a local area?'

https://twitter.com/DanielHewittITV/status/1269604159004737536

Ditto Rupert Soames.

Data will be fine. I watched that Baroness Dido in the select committee, very reassuring, she had all the stats at her fingertips and what with her excellent record in this area there can’t be anything worth worrying about.

Nope, but is it even going to work on iPhone? Anyway I’m still not going out so not sure what it would track!

BBQs can get quite licky out here

So Hancock looking particularly sweaty and nervous in today’s briefing. Turns out afterwards he’d forgot to add on 400 odd extra deaths when he was trumpeting today’s figures. Honest mistake I’m sure on today of all days...

It’s all just lumped together although I must admit I haven’t really checked out whether you can adjust for diff users. I like the fact I can access same stuff on all our macs...

Yes I use family plan, get 2tb for 7 quid which works for everyone..

Haha nice I couldn’t find any sound effects. Yeah he needs to be getting those arrows off quicker maybe a quiver would help..

That dudes been playing too much Gauntlet. Elf needs food badly.

British common sense m8

Kettling people into a uterus shape is the new social distancing

The more I kiss you (Bin night)
The more I miss you (Every night)
My love's too big for (Only Bin night)

Everyday is like Bin Day
Every day is silent and grey

I ended up buying a moody Chinese one as a stop gap. Seems ok to me but my son tells me it's bullshit compared to the concept D.

FTFY

These have been like hen’s teeth, I’ve been trying to get hold of one all through lockdown. By the way I’m on their waiting list and they are saying they might start shipping to UK mid June...

So now we've gone full circle from hiding behind scientists and 'following the science' to deciding when they are allowed to speak.

WAFC

“we’re not trying to re-invent the wheel” ahahahahahahahahaha

The Yvette Cooper bit was beyond embarrassment, I think if she’d been allowed to continue he’d have melted before our eyes.