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Because gay are weak, pathetic, inept, and not worthly of the title 'man'?

Apologies for the ambiguity of my original comment. What I was trying to say that my use of a tyre lever outside Edwardes was subject to such ridicule that the very nature of my sexuality came into question.

Oh and the fact I'm shit at changing tyres.

Dunno, best ask them, I was mocked for having feeble hands. Probably best to have a fag hanging from your mouth during the change if you don't want to attract further ridicule.

The geezers at Edwardes love watching a dodgy tyre change outside thier shop. The tyre lever is an indicator of supreme gayness.

Pmed about dildo bar

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Geraniums. Thread closed.

Alternatively dress as General Franco and claim to be on an urgent mission to repress communists. I think this would also absolve you.

What are you some sort of fucking owl? FHS

Just to provide some gender balance that fat bearded cunt of a plod who patrols Hyde park needs to get in the saddle a bit more and stop waddling in front of cyclists trying to slow them down.**Unless of course he has glandular or psychological issues.

Wank into a Rapha camel cap

My cock exploded once. Well not really just the condom I had on it but you get the point...

You sure the other van doesn't have a couple of shabbily garbed untermensch under the bonnet pedalling instead of an engine?

I want to kill that logo. It makes Surly look like Bauhaus.

I`m a touch neurotic about the size of my calves.

Some guy whizzed by my flat in Ealing on a Langster (i think), hi-viz backpack..

I was crouching in the coalshed. Heard a swooshing sound and what may have been a flurry of spokes through the small chink of light in the door.

I've never ridden a foffa but I'd imagine cutting one's nuts off would place one closer to the act of menustration than any sort of beetroot enema.

I have it on good information that our new culture supremo, Jeremy H(c)unt MP has traversed the Boris superhighway. Blue.

Fucking dangerous those invisible pedals.

Shuttlecock?

The OP was on New Kent Road. Is that New Kent Road in the Yorkshire Dales do you think..?

ETA I was just pointing out some useful "tools" the OP could have also carried with him. RELEVANT TO THE PLACE HE CYCLES.

The OP is also trying to lose weight so the bus may not be appropriate.

Tools i'd consider relevant to the New Kent Road: pool balls in sock

Nah, I was referring to the OP's link. Fuck me that's a dull blog.

Big BORING bloke on a bike

That looks like an upside down Plaistow model. Come on you Irons etc.

Also, they usually employ a third smaller child in the rucksack armed with an angle grinder and battery pack so watch out if attempting to apprehend from behind.

I think it's worth pointing out that a large amount of road users have no fucking idea who's right of way it is at a roundabout so It's definitely worth slowing down. I came a whisker away from being taken out like this last week. The melt behind the wheel was seen fuming and fist shaking as he was convinced it was his right of way.