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You'd have to get a visa Scoot, points system like Aus, points for degrees, cars per family, deck shoes,length of driveway, points deducted for scars, regional accents and time spent living away from home.

I anticipate blitzkrieg tactics by foppish types in skinny jeans and deckshoes to annex Kingtson and Gatwick in order to establish a capital city and a runway.

An Independent Surrey - Now that would be amazing.

Ha ha.. I live in Edinburgh and play for the Peebles 1st XII hockey team!

Small world.

Bobbo you in Scotland?

In the mean time we will continue to enjoy free prescriptions north of the border and other socialist measures meant to distract us from the cold, the wet and the drunk.

Doesnt everyone just go as fast as the car in front on them if going?

Mine has the drillled for brake road fork option. It handles really well, nippy in and out of traffic, no noticable flex under heavy braking either.

Well at least we have considered the fact that Scotland might be saleable.

Buying England would be akin to buying an A reg Ford Sierra Estate from a man in Canvey Island then wondering why it was shit.

I second quite a lot of Roxy's list.

That dangerous and slippery walk / mince down the wet concrete steps in ill advised road shoes with giant deathtrap cleats sounding like a hooker in porn heels... every single morning.

No Tatty, this thread is how the G8 summit would have played out if everyone had sent black cabbies and white van drivers. ( Any colour driving a black cab) ( Any colour driving a white van)

Contribute to our ailing ecomony and come visit for the European Cycle Messenger Championships in June. Three days of racing, drinking and general two wheeled stupidity.

Google ECMC2012

£5Bn.

We should have a whip round.

A fair price for Scotland, are we going to value it like a business as a going concern.

Just so you know the Scots say England is making a net loss and the Scots North Sea Economy is contributing heavily to keeping it afloat.

Its all just bollocks.

Fair enough let them have it

Once they realise how miserable it is I'm not sure they'd want it.

Braker might be a Jew and just making Jew jokes in the same way I make bearded darkie jokes.

Its a bit of a bargain for him. Not giving a fuck if he killed you only cost £240. Hows that intense recurring back and neck pain thats been stopping you from living a full and rewarding life these days and have the nightmares that have been making you impotent stopped yet?

You get the idea?

I would if I could... is there a way to fuck banks whilst not resorting to living n a hollowed out cave in the middle of nowhere with a beard refusing to participate in modern society?

Jeez, it is a balancing act and it requires all road users to be responsible for both their own safety and tthe safety of those around them. It mostly works but like everything there are always some numpties that throw a spanner into the works be it a motorist, a cyclist or a pedestrian.

True Bobs but primary position on road still only gives you a foot or so at 30mph to see someone step from the gaps betwixt a parked car or off a bus. You can slow down rapidly but then have to assume the driver behind you will do the same and then you also assume that this is in the best possible conditions rather than an icy evening.

Of course I have a brake. Brakeless on the roads is mental and yes you should be able to stop safely and have an awareness of hazards that are present and those that should be expected. No training I can think of is going to help when on a dark night some dunce steps out a metre in front on you while you are doing 30mph in a stream of traffic in the primary position. They wont step into a stream of cars because they know they will get hurt but stepping in front of me doesnt really matter because I wont break both their legs and then their spine.

I'll just slide off my bike and the car travelling behind me will most likely drive over me.

Common courtesy however prevents me chastising said dunce does it?

I agree with Ada. Stopping from 30 to 0 in 10ft on skinny wheels in the pissing rain is no mean feat.

If you step out in front of me and are close enough for me to reach you then I think I should be entitled to slap your arse and call you a dunce.

I dont expect cars to swerve and stop for me why should pedestrians expect me to do that for them?

Baking... magic word, what have you go in mind?

I am basking in the post mastication of the biggest christmas dinner sarnie ever.

It even had veg in, sprout puree and sliced roasties. A christmas dinner served on bread instead of a plate.

Now I need a nap

Busses and black ice and 80mph headwinds on cobbled streets with killer gradients.

Bobbo, compare your regional interpretation to the Chicken parmigiana interpretation in Teeside - "Parmo".