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Good thinking, then head to the Science Museum for stuff for nephews and old man.

I'll even wear my santa hat!

If your aunty is hot send her my way.

Buy your a race entry for a distance she already enjoys / trains for.

She'll think you are the bees knees and you might even see the benefit of those lovely soft hands.

It was pretty bad... Everyones got to make a living I suppose and if he can get a gig out of C4 then why not.

I suspect we'll get one every few years. Like only fools and horses except with a less likable cast.

I saw that, it was breathtaking.

Makes looting in London look like a minor incident.

To be honest, if the bankes can brazenly steal like they did why cant everyone else?

Imagine if everything was self regulating.

Deregulation is where it all started.

And what does this plan involve?

So thats settled then.

Banks make money by introducing people that have money to people that want money.

Sometimes volatility makes that happen more, sometimes less.

Once upon a time this was possibly true. Since then things have got a little perverted.

A D P all the way.

This stuff is Le Honk De Hump.

Ladies love it, men love it, even mother in laws love it.

Costly but good.

Its a beauty.

Bought after having a go on one at Meadowbank.

Ha, well you say that Hatbeard but I hear they are learning too...

Those pesky darkies, first your jobs, then your women then your bikes...

This is only made possible by the fact we can Stop, Look And Listen.

^ We still talking about tinned beans? - 40p for tinned beans that aint in tomato sauce aint bad at all though.

Essex is full of cunts.

I'm from Saafend

Within reason you goon. Hes got to make a living too.

Supermarkets are never going to offer budget living / cheap food.

Anyplace that is obliged by their articles of incorporation to maximise shareholder wealth will never pass on savings it doesnt have to.

Go to a grocer. Tell him what you want and how much money you have. He'll probably sort you out.

Jaywalking = Crossing the road

The old " he just cycled into my outstretched arm" officer?

Fair enough. Would it have been acceptable for the girl in question to have kicked him off?

You should have cycled past him and kicked him off?

Is this acceptable behaviour?

Dont do this is small towns.

Sardines or Mackeral - the dude next to you must hate you... We have a lady that eats boiled eggs every day... honks!

you can get all of those things in edinburgh

Lemonade - Where -

If you know a place I'm all ears.

I moved up here with a girl, it went tits up but I like my job so I stayed, now I have a new girl that has set a firm two bike limit in the flat we share.

Yes it is cold... cold as hell... everyone keeps saying this winter won't be as bad as the last but they say that every year.