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plunge it. if that don't work,
caustic soda. (treated with mucho respec having read the instructions etc)

Is it possible to disassemble the cam end of a campagnolo c-record skewer?

I don't mind if rabbits have wings and antlers but as soon as they start attempting carpentry they can fuck right off.

^Needs a fucking potatochop asap.

I don't think it counts the legs. The height of those bricks is 3" (based on my guess that they are British imperial-size commons). I blew the picture up to 1:1 based on that and the body measured about 8mm. Maybe these are fat fucks.
#deffonotscience

What the hell are these, please?

Dicranopalpus ramosus

I, for one, welcome our new arachnid overlords.

lee mack host - now that is one tedious cunt

Could be less tedious if handcuffed (left wrists) to Noel Fielding, prior to a fight to the death with rusty hacksaw blades. Jupitus to kill the victor by bare arse suffocation.

Nope, no steroids there. Just a resonant mastery of the English Language.

^ oooof!
(I'm getting better since I stopped smoking weed)

the dovetails are cut and chiseled by hand.

That is impressive and beautiful. I could show you some drawers I made but then you'd see all the fillets I had to slip in because I'd cut on the wrong side of the line 'n' shit.

My great grandfather was a marine carpenter (I don't know the correct term), he did a great deal of cabinet fitting on yachts and liners I believe.

I now have his tools, in the tool box he made for them.

Sadly, at some point used motor oil has spilled over the tool box/chest.

What is the best way of getting this cleaned up does anyone know?

I wouldn't try and pretty it up. Dirty engine oil won't come out after all this time. I would keep looking after it though. Make sure it stays dry and wipe some Danish oil over it from time to time.

Ha!
Now you mention it, I will have to use Chater Lee sprockets and Renold chain to keep it all contemporaneous.

It is a Record 52e given to my father in 1947 as a reward for raising the alarm when a local business caught fire. (he was asked what he wanted).
This is the 3rd bench it has been fixed to as the others succumbed to wet rot and woodworm etc. That's why the latest bench sits on aluminium feet and is held off the wall with brackets.
Record stuff from that era is the dogs bollocks. I have bought 2 similar vices for less than £20 each off ebay and are so much better than the modern 'Irwin' equivalent.
I am going to try and make one of these next:
http://www.woodworkuk.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=808

This is one I made about 5 years ago. Starts off as 3 square frames made using through tenons below and saddle joints at the top. Then I screw long pieces to them. This bench is used mainly for storing old bicycle parts and other rammel.
If I want to do any carpentry I have to get the workmate out :)

^^ well done then.
(I knew it was a wrongun)
I would call it the 'Savile dovetail'

I remember making one of these at college. It's a tricky little bugger!

3 questions...
wtf?
how?
why?

Perhaps the fat cunt will stay in USA permanently

Srsly, who hasn't tasered a blind man thinking he was about to attack.
The police have a very difficult job what with the blind and Brazilian electricians et al.

28-406 would be fine.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2x-Schwalbe-Durano-Cycle-Bike-Tyres-20-x1-10-28-406-/120498248726?pt=UK_sportsleisure_cycling_bikeparts_SR&hash=item1c0e415c16

furnace fans.

This is Britain. we have boilers and radiators and inadequate insulation.
I really wish I had proper filtered air HVAC.
Average dual fuel bill is set to become £1300 per annum average.
Anyone who regularly leaves the house with the boiler on is in for a shock.

Re:Armstrong
In the words of 'some cunt I heard on the radio'
"Its bad because it gives young drug-takers the idea that cycling is cool."

That woman is totally feeling up that boy's junior moobs.

I thought Junior Moobs was a fat rapper.

drops a mere 120,000 feet breaks the speed of sound on the way down 600+ mph and
lands at a speed of 16mph

I hope for his sake that he is wearing his vest, like his mum told him.

http://pedaldamnit.blogspot.co.uk/2010/01/brooks-b-17-champion-special-titanium.html

bout 3/4 of the way down the page.

^Also, Cannabis will not enter its sexual growth phase (flower bud production) until the Autumn equinox (12hr night) but because it needs several weeks to produce bud of any decent strength, it then becomes susceptible to our British frosts.
This is why outdoor growers favour early varieties such as the aptly named 'Early Girl' or 'Early Pearl' - so my mate told me.