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it was the getting hydroponics to grow food bit that really sold it, effing genius son

So, we're all agreed on either a boat escape to amsterdam or reclaiming the castles of britain? are there no other options?

I'm going to the zombie thread. can we get a moderator to move the last 3 pages into there too maybe?

We can all have singalongs in the sitting room

spotter - swansea castle is probably the least intact castle I could ever think of. it doesn't even have floors. Although lazerzone is right there, we could incorporate the zombies into it, make it more exciting

If we're going to stay in a castle we may as well do it in style.

http://balbegnocastle.co.uk/index.html

Usually costs 4 grand for a week, we could commandeer it for free and live in luxury

superjoe - you are amazing. you're on the team.

Castles are also a good choice. Maybe that's why they were built in the first place.

Ok DD you've half persuaded me that your ridiculous tank plan might work. If it does then I'll see you at the scilly isles!

There are hella barges in various pockets further up the thames, greenwich way. Or we could just go to where the rich people moor their houseboats in chelsea marina and take one of those, a few of their owners will definitely have been zombie-fied and if not, well, zombie apocalypse innit, it's every man and woman for themselves.

Aww, I've always wanted to live on a houseboat and this would be my chance :)

Sweet. That means my idea is still the most practical and realistically viable, a barge is fairly easy to come by unlike a tank.

Who knows how to drive a tank anyway? Where would you get the keys from? You think the army are just going to leave a fully functioning tank hanging around? You speak madness. The army would be utilising everything it had to organise some kind of rescue operation to get the most powerful people to safety.

And all you people who think you can get specialised guns and silencers and ammo amid the chaos of a zombie apocalypse? Fools.

Ok fine maybe I'll take back the normal humans swimming the thames bit, but the point was that zombies can't

It depends what level zombies we're talking about here, are these just braindead moaning ones or the ones that are especially determined to kill people?

Ed - I live in Mile End, I think we'd make a great zombie-survival team

Henry - I'd like to see YOU swim the thames and find it a doddle

I would be truly fucked if zombie paloma faith was after me. No amount of water would save me.

Federal - you're limping, but at least you contributed

It's more about having the intelligence to know how to navigate a strong current, if the zombies had the capacity to swim, they would see a boat and try to swim to it in a straight line and be instantly swept downstream. I don't even think most ordinary humans would know how to swim to a boat in the middle of the thames without going awry.

WADE to the middle of the thames? Are you mad? There are currents and undercurrents and underundercurrents.

ZOMBIES, oooo. My solution would be to find a medium sized boat and anchor it in the middle of the thames, occasionally returning to land during the daytime with bikes and spears to procure more food supplies.

Also,

Spotter, those were all almost uniformly bad. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Not seeing many knee-slappers from your corner, matey.

It's like a person in a wheelchair saying someone can't run very fast.

Get out of your wheelchair and run, or be quiet.

wipes away tear you have no idea what an honour that is sir!

I don't think i've proven myself yet though, spotter is definitely still the king of memes, I'm more the girl who binds her chest and cuts her hair so she can be a pageboy.

I have too much free time. Can't say my photoshop skillz aren't speedy though.

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It's written on my family crest in latin

If a few people find it hilarious then that makes it ok, I think

<<<< coincidentally that is the face that I make just before I do something that's going to piss a lot of people off

Don't tempt me

^fanny waver

How exactly does one wave a fanny?

I'd be happy just to roll around it on my normal bike, I'm not ashamed, it's not like I'd be trying to do tricks or anything.

You should have just pushed him over and stolen his bmx.

If only I hadn't sold my bmx last year, curses, looks amazing!