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Oh it's fake:

https://twitter.com/MattLCapon/status/1686652504447094784

https://twitter.com/artteachjess/status/1686499204514848770?s=20

Wtf? Pint's changed, he is exactly the same.

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1686295518706561024

I wasn't sure about Sunak but now he's pulled a pint he can send as many people to Rwanda as he likes as far as I'm concerned.

If he served that in Leytonstone he'd get buried in the pub garden.

An NYPD traffic agent was on duty at West 46th Street and 11th Avenue
around 3:20 p.m., when a bicyclist demanded that the traffic agent
move out of their way.

The cyclist then got off "their" bike and punched the traffic agent
multiple times before fleeing the scene.

https://twitter.com/CrimeInNYC/status/1684952027418263553

Some kinda wise guy.

The TV chef then went on to ban the crew from using any of his
kitchenware, furniture or amenities.

“I’ll tell you what’s going to happen. You’re going to prep it up [the
food, for filming] in a [bleepy] little [bleeping] van,” he fumed in
another moment.

“You’re going to stand there in the [bleeping] rain and get wet for
lunch, that’s what going to happen, because you’re not having any of
my chairs, [bleep] all,” he then said in a ninth outburst. “No
equipment, no seats, no benches, no trestle tables, nothing. No
plates, nothing.”

https://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/news/james-martin-recording-swears-42-times/?

Palermo:

Like a meta for.

Them bargain box dahlias are out, I asked my brother to include something for scale:

That first sentence starts ok, wobbles in the middle then falls over coughing blood.

Missouri:

https://twitter.com/DeionBroxton/status/1681425521987469312

"We're back, we're bad, he's black, I'm mad!"

Bonfire incident NI nsfw:

https://twitter.com/kamalone71/status/1678898797659734016

Broken legs & ribs apparently.

Norwich police boasted on Twitter that an officer walked past a window, smelled cannabis, knocked on the door and arrested the bloke. They got a shed load of dog's abuse off the public in replies and deleted their tweet in the end.

When I reported a road rage in Norwich the copper said "I wouldn't cycle these days" and I bit my tongue.

Great mates cricket bants.

Shredders are awesome, your compost bin gets superheated.