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Oh dear. After I started riding fixed about 6 months ago, I pretty much gave up all other forms of strenuous excercise. I looked down at my legs this morning, and saw limp, ladyman thighs with one huge, pulsating blob of muscle above my knee where I resist down hills. Anyone suffering a similar fate here?

^^cure - put in more effort uphills.

Where's that photo of the man in a negligee with his cock in the back of a Range Rover when you need it......(+ photoshop)?

^^Feeling your pain - Patrick Swayze RIP.

Came too early (again)

Remember - got to be a good one not a repost, I hope James is working up a special batter.......

The 1000th post better be good. A crap post is no substitute for a quick finger........(waits for obvious response)..

I have no issue with another man's sexuality, it's largely none of my concern if you're gay. But James Martin? That's not natural and I think Tynan will back me up that it's entirely against God.

Sorry to disappoint - I am far from gay, although I have no issue with our man-loving friends, colleagues, relatives and general Earth cohabitees. I indeed agree with your opinion that any show of interest of a sexual nature towards the cunt James Martin is indeed most unnatural and abhorrent. I've not communed with the almighty for some time, so cannot comment on God's view. I think Sheldon is quite close to God though - try him for a definitive viewpoint. Or The Pope.

Aye, t'll riddy got biggumbum for dats fattass innit bruvva.

Countdown....... 50, 49, 48
I know you're all thinking it.
Fingers at the ready.....

Him bum im big ready man.

I hope he gets a painful kidney stone.

^^Man, that's harsh.

I hope some cutlery in his restaurant gets damaged and he has to go to the shop to ask for four candles.

I hope someone damages the cutlery at his restaurant and he has to go to a shop and ask for four candles.

I hope next time he goes shopping the cashier leaves a security tag on his purchase and the alarm goes off as he leaves the store and everyone stops what they're doing, turn and looks at him.

...and someone says..."Oh, aren't you Anthony Warrell-Thomson.... oh, no you're not, you're nobody.

I hope he takes a hepatits exam and gets B.

I hope he gets a sty in his eye... and the pigs shit in his ear.

I hope he goes for a haircut and the hairdresser misses a bit, but he doesn't notice.

.......and that's Dan Ackroyd in the middle.

off topics but what's that red frame on the right? - i love it.

Poor bloke - attached the pump to the frame by accident. Everyone's got one piece of Rapha.

nar i just thought when riding track u don t want to be spinning to much
so what would be good for just a standard training session ?

^^TRAINING?!? Get a grip.

@BGA ok, i'm worried... not that you're in danger of derailing the thread.
But simply your thought pattern, scarily random and way too much detail ;)

Never forget the detail....

I hear he likes to play a little dress-up at weekends...

wish I could use photoshop.. ....

I hope he buys this exact costume but can't afford the SpideyPants. On his birthday he invites a new girlfriend round, and before she arrives rubs himself on the chest with party balloons so that his hair stands on end. He also gets his tiny little pecker up. At the same instant the doorbell goes - it's his new love interest, but just as he walks to the door he earths himself through his bonsai privates to the metal doorknob.

Sorry all,
-1 BGA. Homely duties.

The front of the saddle just isn't right for the bike either - cut off like an Afghan election-goer's nose.

Abject De Rosa chain tension fail methinks. Shame - so near and yet so far.