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I will be up for this - clients permitting.

1) !lostattack!
2) Tempertemper- with a dicky tum
3) KingofMing -if no one gets arrested.

Thanks everyone for sorting that shit out. it was a cracking day and nice to meet a bunch of you guys.

Looking forwards to the next one.... looking to beat 2nd from last!!!

totaly 531

ps the hiccups kept going whn i got home but now seem to have subsided

fuck just watched the video^^^

must.....get.......more.........excuses........

can you swap your pedals for the ones on the hire bikes?
or am i being a fuktard?

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  Originally Posted by **coppiThat** [![](http://static.londonfgss.com/images/londonfgss/buttons_lite/viewpost.gif)](http://www.londonfgss.com/thread25827-5.html#post935639) 

*@tricky woo how many people did you want to delete from the list?

sorry if i missed something.*

oops - but actually not my fault - go back to http://www.londonfgss.com/post924518-138.html for the original maths error!

thats only because i am an icosapod and have the legs of 10 men

if its minty mint why not send it back to wiggle.
under distance selling regs u can send back upto 28days later for no reason except you feel like it.

oh and does this count for more in the Tark excuse thread?

shit im older than i remembered ..... hum 20 years?

i have never ridden a fixed nor ss bike. been on a (geared) bike for 3 weeks in 16 years.......
think im gonna do the 8.30 am induction and practice before the shit hits the fan at 13.00.

if anyone else is coming to earlies induction pm me....

that lie in may seem nice but anything to reduce the chance of ambulances is a good thing in my book.

I was pacing an oriental guy on a singlespeed bike on an nice reynolds frame which i kept taking a cheeky look at.

i eventually said hello. i asked him if he knew about the lfgss.com because if he was into his ss stuff he should take a look. i explained its all about blah blah blah.....

next lights i pulled up next to him and couldnt un-cleat and fell off my bike.

EPIC FAIL! FTW

i think flick meant you shouldnt ride a bike when your that tall because you should be striding about london squinting into 10th floor office windows on the look out for damzells to pick up and climb the gurkin while under attack by spitfires or something.......

1. Moog
   
2. DMCZone
   
3. hillbilly
   
4. Gustav
   
5. tika
   
6. 31tRum
   
7. fruitbat
   
8. Mini..Cooper
   
9. JD
   
10. Anna (maybe I'll make it in time to actually race this time)
    
11. Aleksi (racing on new tark machine)
    
12. andy
    
13. BlueQuinn. And I'll actually complete a race this time. Then it's on to the ale!
    
14. gizmond (if I am in the country, and for beers only this time I would think)
    
15. brett
    
16. mikec
    
17. TT Tom
    
18. Sam
    
19. Oliver Schick
    
20. Radius
    
21. CG
    
22. Sainsburys Ed
    
23. Buddha Fingaz
    
24. MrSmyth
    
25. fatboyralph
    
26. Elaine
    
27. Tom.
    
28. konijn
    
29. Last Caress. Given a reason to finish building up the track specific whip.
    
30. veLLo
    
31. babydinotrackboy
    
32. BenJam (sans Langster)
    
33. Mullerbugs +a mate
    
34. braker (can't race, might race)
    
35. Willski (trying to be a bit less shit this time)
    
36. town
    
37. Tommy
    
38. Dov aka DFW
    
39. cliveo (aka DNF)
    
40. monkeymanshorn
    
41. KingofMing
    
    

i will be there for the never been on a track/fixed induction at 9's

thanks for the advice guys.
will speak to the others about the route - nice one.

Thought would get more views here....

definately not asking for a race and im not sure what i do on a bike counts as a ride.....

I may have been a twat.

Got ell excited telling my mate about how much fun i was having riding a bike for the first time in 16+ years and got invited to do a charity london to brighton run.

Heres the schoolboy error - i didnt tell him to fuck off - and so on the 19th september with a whole 3 weeks of mmmn, not much, riding under my belt i will be off.

Should anyone feel like sponsoring this voyage of ass pain discovery that would be delightful!

http://www.myactionaid.org.uk/emmas/london-to-brighton-cycle

i swear i will HTFU (maybe) - after all its for the children ;)

nah what he is suggesting i'm guessing is that the person encouraging the person to tool up would also be guilty of inciting someone to be in possession of an offensive weapon.

the grannymaimer would still be just as guilty.

would be too much of a fucker for the cps to prove the incitement in my view. too far displaced in causality.

I might be interested in the saddle if you splitting.

i dont mean to undermine the impact of the assaults on people in order to steal their bikes, but we do seem to be living in a culture of FEAR. Oooh something bads gonna happen so that will justify whatever we fancy doing.

This is exactly the shit that people use to justify torture or detention of unconvicted people and that kind of madness.

So, it sucks big time when people are cnuts. Unfortunately we live in london and there are a bunch of them here.

legally you cannot arm yourself with a weapon with a view to using it in self defence unless you have a reasonable fear of immediate unlawful violence.

i think arming yourself goes down a slippery path.

anyway,i dont know how many people ride bikes in London vs amount of attacks. i imagine statistically small. i live in Camberwell. its your phone they're after here. they are too small to get on a 54" frame :)

dibs on the SHIMANO ULTEGRA LOOK CLIPLESS PEDALS very good condition, perfect bearings £10

got any cleats that will go with em to?

KoM

Hi all,

Just bought my first bike since i was 16. Needed a seatpost so i got a nice old campag c record from ebay. Got sent to old address. have mail forwarding but last letters took 6 weeks. Really far to excited to ride to wait that long.

Anyone got one i could borrow?
Alternatively a shit one to buy for peanuts pending ebay pain in arse resolution.

ta

sorry couldnt find any reasonable one.... moved comps.
how about these for cycling in?

mmmmnnnn morphine goooooooooood. (maybe not for looking good but......)

Sorry - not fixed but my first bike for 16 years......
CB 853 -still cant ride it because seat post got posted to wrong address and no pedals.......aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Re SoL for criminal cases:

Its down to how serious the case is.
Something that can only go to the magistrates court (summary only) like careless driving is 6 months. Something like dangerous driving which can go to the crown court (either way or indictable only) has no limitation.

its not just linked to it being a traffic case.

I notice that someone mentioned that going to criminal court is no use for compensation. i would disagree. Since the burden of proof in a criminal case is beyond reasonable doubt, if the other person loses in a criminal case it makes it much easier to get your compensation in a civil court because you can say - well he was found guilty beyond reasonable doubt. This is a much higher standard than the civil - balance of probabilities i.e is it more likely than not.

hope this clarifies a bit.

Another total Noob here. Just bought my first road bike. Not been on one since my racer aged 16. mine isnt even a fixed or ss however the bitch slapping here seems to be of a far higher quality than the other forums around and also more of a community if one isnt a total cock.

i shall leave it to you to judge the quality of my cockness and await the pasting.