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Emmet has the ball. I go near him to get it. He screams/panics, shouts safety buffer and jams his forearm (probably has a shinpad on it as well) into my steering arm. OK up to here right? All legal?
Obviously in doing this his mallet has to be around face height. Is that a consideration? What if I'm a foot shorter than him ?
Is it a foul if my bars get yanked round and I come off?
Nothing actually happens but he is allowed to forcefully enter my space to defend his?
I in no way understand the logic of this rule.
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I've just been planning the Nice Touch Saturday itinerary for the Sheffield weekend:
10:00 - arrive Sheffield
10:30 - realise we're lost and should have gone to Dore
11:00 - arrive at festival
11:01 - Cam freaks out, realises he hates crowds and refuses to enter
11:03 - Cam begins to drink outside
11:08 - Cam agrees to enter
11:30 - Find court
11:35 - Beat Spring Brake
11:45 - Try out disc golf
12:00 - Lunch
14:00 - Cam gets trials coaching
14:30 - Give blood and enjoy free tea and biscuits
15:00 - Dry stone walling
15:02 - Josh gets distracted by the water play area
15:03 - Cam gets distracted by the giant map
16:30 - James finishes his wall and goes to collect Cam and Josh
17:00 - Beat Degeneration
17:05 - Duck racing until site closes -
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Gormley went mad, got too serious and started posting non sequiturs.
Emmet went to uni, became a man and lost his childlike appeal. Now he needs breaking down to Gormley levels.