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Mrs Santa this morning. At least her head was warm..

I have nightmares about fork snappage. Hope the rider is ok, or at least as ok as he can be.

Happy birthday Festus!

I am tynan

No, I am Tynan.

1. Corny
   
2. hillbilly
   
3. Mrs_socks
   
4. skive
   
5. joe smith
   
6. Skulled wine
   
7. Markyboy
   
8. Jingle Bendix
   
9. Clefty-claus
   
10. almac-in a manger
    
11. snowDrop out. Riding it like I stollen it.
    
12. TS (via Skype, from 'Straya)
    
13. Tootoughtodie (via Skype, from 'Straya)
    
14. Tibbs
    
15. OneLameReindeerCardigan
    16.Bernieho,ho,ho
    
16. pootsmas
    
17. villa-ru dolf the red nose reindeer
    19 Christmasee Jaygee
    
18. VeeVee
    
19. Christmas Pun
    
20. Pistanator
    
21. christamsfood
    
22. i saw brm kissing santa claus
    
23. Dumps
    
24. Opiumia
    
25. MrSmyth if other low number 'middle aged' forumers are going to be there(you know who you are)
    
26. andyp
    
27. jenny j
    
28. veLLo
    
29. Scrooge86
    

2weeks fishing at home over Christmas.

Bye bye London.........hello indiscriminate fish murdering.

Will you be serving scones and tea during this recital?

You're welcome to drop her off at my place for the weekend if you want?

Our two are friendly.

Thanks Neil but she's not fixed and freaks out when we take her anywhere, like really freaks out. Plus she is an absolute escape artist too and it takes a lot to keep her inside. She's booked in for a fixin' in a few weeks at which point she can go play outside with the boys but not before!

I just need someone for half an hour on Saturday afternoon. I'll leave a 6 pack in the fridge for you!

I need someone to feed my cat this Saturday as I'm away for the weekend. If you could hang out with her for half an hour and give her some attention that would be great too. She looked like this a few months ago and is still pretty damn cute.

People don't change. Ditch her and take a spin on the town bike.

Can you go to Peckham Joe? I didn't think the ankle tag let you walk out of SW2..?

Child wrist likes child watch.

Master of pupets maybe.

Is this a TT thing? What about a team time?

Yep, and a 40" flat screen. Which I would like to be there when I return...

So these are all the Londoners who'll be around at Christmas eh? Anyone want to come and house sit my place for 2 weeks and feed my cat? Think of it as a beautiful winter holiday in Brixton.

That might work. I'm gonna hold out that someone wants to take a holiday in my place first!

This is all sorts of awesome!

No, he's out. No tail swinging people..

I'd really like someone to be there for a few hours a day, or at least sleep there at night as I don't want her to get lonely. If this doesn't work then a rota of feeders/ear scratchers may be the next option. The problem then becomes passing the keys between people as it's such a busy time of year for everyone. If I could even get two people to do a week each that'd be great.
All the catterys are full so I don't even have that option open now.

Two words Tibbs.

Quiet. Normal.

Josh is neither of these things, bless him.

Hi All,

I'm going back to Aus for Christmas and need someone to look after my cat. She's only 6 months old and loves being around people so rather than just have someone pop round once a day and feed her I'd like to see if anyone would consider house sitting? It will be from the 24th of Dec until the 8th of Jan.

The house is a good size 1 bed in Brixton with all the usual housey stuff to make it a home. It's clean and well looked after with room for a few bikes. Of course there will be no cost to you however you will need to feed and water the cat twice a day and change her litter tray every second day.

No party people please, I'm just looking for a quiet, normal person who likes animals. Preferably someone I know personally, although if you are known on here and can be vouched for then that will also do.

Thanks

Anyone attacked by shark got what he deserved, you invade their territory yet you're surprised they don't appreciate it. Seriously?

He deserved to get eaten alive because he went for a swim? That's like saying that if you ride on roads with HGV's you deserve to get run over.

Wow, that's a great idea but how would you get the smaller ball into the frame? Unless the dent is in the seat tube?

Happy Birthday!