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two, if you count resting the palm of your hand on the curved end.
going over potholes with a track bar is something I don't particularly enjoyed, until I got a lovely set of town bar is when I realise how limiting it is riding track drop on road.
netherless it's horses for courses really, if you find it comfortable and fine for riding, who am I to argue otherwise?
totally agree ed everyone prefers what they ride, and finds different things comfy,im getting soft in my old age though potholes hurt whatever bars im using
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horses for courses, frankly it's always easier with a bar that's suitable for riding on the road.
track bar + new oxford street (before they clean it up) = argh.
hmm, dont get it, i ride down oxford st everyday, ive rode with risers on and track bars, oxford rd is shit, whatever bars youve got on, it made no difference to me
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I acctually had rode drops for a few months and quite liked them, then bullhorns and liked them aswell, recently track drops which i didn't like, and now risers and i love them!
it took me a while but i ride track drops, when i first used them i couldnt skid or track stand with them, now its second nature, that frame would really suit track drops on it imho
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This is how to sell your bike
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html
Bike for sale
What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".
The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.
The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.
The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.
I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:
Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles GearI only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.
Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".
Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
best fucking add ever
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i think i saw the guy on this once at decathlon, im 6'2 and 16 stone and he made ma look small about 6' 5 and 18-19 stone i reckon