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Are people sticking around in Brighton for the day or what? I used to live in Brighton and am planning to stay for a day or two to do a bit of filming at my friends club so was wondering if there was going to be a cycle back at some point or if it's trainsville..

If the weather holds out I'd be well up for the rest of the day on the beach with a cold one in hand, train back later in the day. 60 odd miles will be enough for me so I won't be riding back to london. If the weather is crap then a suitable boozer could be the best option perhaps, of course when they open that is. Anyone know a good breakfast joint /cafe?

1. Oliver Schick
   
2. gormley
   
3. coppiThat
   
4. damo (nothing in the calendar clashes, in. and willing to act as backstop as well)
   
5. Broker
   
6. Steff
   
7. Middleofnowhere
   
8. kx.001 - you know I'm on this one. Will act as backstop if you need.
   
9. Jung - will bring many spares tubes after 3 punctures in 2 days :(
   10.yeh731
   
10. atk - alex
    
11. porter7474 +1(maybe)
    
12. CYOA
    
13. Stix (get my lights sorted and Im there !!)
    
14. Ben
    
15. marcom
    
16. stompy (75% sure). I'll have no choice but to be backstop.
    
17. jacklamusica - will be my first night ride, looking forward to it!
    
18. hoonz
    

1. (46) Cornelius Blackfoot
   
2. Aleksi
   
3. damo
   
4. horatio
   
5. brett
   6.tika
   
6. Lucky7
   8.tilover
   
7. muse140
   
8. mattty
   
9. Sparrow
   
10. bleedinggums?
    Lucky 13. hoonz
    

but it has your dna on it.

you people have a lot to learn about revenge, and how to exact it without being caught.

but these drivers are getting out of hand, this whole mobile phone thing is really pissing me off

This ain't CSI Miami. IF they could manage to trace the DNA in the faecal matter back to me I'd buy 'em a sack of spuds and bottle of what they like. I'm not on any data base, and even then, the cops would just tell them to hose down the car and stop wasting their time. Remember - there is no actual damage here - just a very stinky inconvenience. If you cause actual damage, you really need to worry about being caught and could be charged - the reason I suggested the 2 methods above in the first place.

+1 on mobile phones & drivers

size sounds good - I'm 6'1" . I take it you're in London?

eeeewwwww

Exactly, that's the whole point

^^ haha - you have to use your own otherwise it's just not got that personal touch ;-)

I'm interested but would need some pics etc. Given it's been out in the weather for a year the price would need to reflect that. Also what size is the frame? I would need it to be at least an 18"

was thinking of wiping shit on her car... but the prawns idea is better... think I'll do a combination of both :-)

Shit works best when wiped under door handles, it's the only part of the car necessary to touch to get inside.

Thought this might be of interest due to this bikes setup

http://www.bikeradar.com/news/article/graeme-obree-bidding-for-hour-record-again-21712

If nothing happens with the fuzz or insurance or you just want some good old fashioned revenge that he never saw coming.....

I present the 6 step non incriminating easy revenge plan:

1. Use the V888 thingy and find out where he lives and parks car
   
2. Go out and buy a large bag of whole prawns
   
3. Chuck 'em in the blender and pour into a milk bottle or similar
   
4. Leave milk bottle in the sun or someplace warm for 2 weeks
   
5. go around to said arseholes car in the dead of night
   
6. Neatly pour contents of milk bottle all along the gap between the windscreen and bonnet.
   note: all ventilation into the car is drawn through this area via a network of plenums and pipes into the cars interior & A/C.
   
   
   

He'll be luck if he can even drive the car with all the windows down without spraying his lunch on the steering wheel. He won't be able to sell it either due to the stench.

Rotting flesh works a treat. I used 2 big steaks once to sort out a problem, although uncycling related.

nuts royale

smurf bigamy

and rapid

Swap Meat

Cheap Chricks

bargain basement

Just read that BNP flyer above - what a load of simplistic shite.

BNP = Blame the Noobies for all Problems.

Instead of coming up with good workable solutions to societies problems, their agenda is about appointing blame, no matter how misguided, on various minorities. This draws in people who are disallusioned and also misguided, by making it ok to voice all their little xenophobic predjudices.

The Nazi party had the same simple logic. Appoint blame for problem on minorities. Propose to eradicate, discriminate or stymey minorities in order to solve problems. Problems magically go away. Pigs Fucken Arse

The BNP was founded on the back of fascist skin heads beating up immigrants. They are still fascists, but now they grow their hair and wear suits.

Spitfires? What a load of rubbish propaganda. They should use a WW2 Messerschmitt or something - far more fitting.

People forget too damn quickly. I really hope history does not repeat itself.

Does someone have to feel your arse and then lay a ruler from cheek to cheek to do that?

I'm sure they can accomodate your request if you bat your eyelids, ask nicely and spend lots of cash with in their store ;-)

They have a special cushioney thing you sit on for like 1 or 2 mins with mm increments. Your sit bones leave indentations and you then just read it off.

I've been looking for new saddle for while now and after a shitload of research I think a brooks is gonna be the one, and maybe I'll have to hit up Skully for some chopping, those photos above look sweet. Does anyone know what the selection criteria is between a B17 and the B17 narrow?

I figured the narrow would be a little more racey but will i compromise on comfyness? I had my sit bones measured at evans out of curiosity and Im about 140-145mm.

Anyone got a shimano BB tool they could bring? Sorted!

Might be able to sort something out - do you have a large adjustable and a socket set?

Not a permanent solution but if you just want some fun, an experience, being outdoors all summer, meeting new & interesting people, travel and a bit of cash to boot there is LOADS of festival work coming up, everyone hires for this stuff in May. Generally no experience is necessary - bar work, stewarding, tent companies, labouring etc. Theres a whole machine behind every festival to get it set-up, run it and take it away again. Every weekend you could be at a different one in another part of the country or abroad.

Just look at all the websites for any major or even minor festival - Glastonbury, Glade, Big Green gathering, WOMAD, V, Gobal Gathering etc etc. A tent company I landed a labouring job for but never took was Kayam tents. They put up the massive ones.
http://www.kayam.co.uk/

You are young, get out there and go for it, whatever you may do. In broad terms you have plenty of time but there's no time like the right time and that's right now. Turn off the TV except for movies. Get up early. Make a plan. Do things that take you out of your comfort zone. Show some initiative and someone will want to give you a chance sooner or later.
My CAD technician traineeship back in '99 was not advertised. I went in with a CV and they called me back for an interview and hired me. As you have no qualifications get a job, whatever it is or study something you are interested in (given the recession, could be a good idea - work part time also?). If you just want to get out there, make a little money and work out what you want then do a bar course or something. High staff turn-over = easy to land job. Once you have a couple of years and as you move about you'll find something more to your liking and people will take you more seriously. If you make a few bad choices then that's all part of it. At least you'll know what not to do. ENTHUSIASM!

Flat pack stadium, what will they think of next? I didn't realise mdf was so strong

Cool Rat mobile , bare metal with orange lugs and figgin massive bell on handlebars locked up outside Morrisons on Stamford Hill yesterday evening