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He's mates with mike ashley & the chief exec isn't he?

This would explain a lot.

A totally epic drink/coke/crack binge would too....
Mike Ashley: "Fook me leik. A canna remember the last 5 days. I hope I didne do owt too stoopid. Better gis Chris a call to how me footie team is doin leik".

haha. Shouted at for not jumping a light. Classic.
Sheep following the herd.

I admire Newcastle and their Christmas spirit; appointing Pardew so that they are almost certanties to be relegated (saving one prem team from the drop) and amusing the rest of the country.

Seriously Pardew on a 5 and half year deal... What a muppet club.

ha

I've seen some corkers this year. Buses jumping lights. A woman reversing from the lights straight into another car in Bethnal Green. A bloke driving aggressively through Streatham whilst drinking a large bottle of hoegaarden.
Then again, I've also seen some shocking examples of cycling too.

Meanwhile at Chelsea, John Terry gives up football to become a full time transexual.

still working on who would have been our wingers..

Al-Inge Haaland but he gets his career ended by Jodie Morris..

For shame

Fulham, meanwhile, under the ownership of the Smurfit family, move to Dublin when the garner huge support (relatively speaking) and play to gates over over 20,000. The only Premier league team playing outside England, they sign a bunch of cockney plastic paddies and bounce around inbetween the middle and bottom of the table.

We made it to the Prem without Mo! Fulblin FC rules!

This is a much much better alternative reality than Fulham Park Rangers.. Pukes in tea.

With Morris gone, who did Chelsea sign?

David Batty

Qatar get to host the world cup..... nah, that one is just too mental.

off to read last weeks sporting news

Wimbledon are moved to Dunkirk, producing the Dunkirk Dons as the state of the bankrupt English lower leagues worsens.

I think that did happen yes.

No it didn't. Morris became the star man at Chelsea but didn't win anything.....

Mo Al Fayed, takes over at Chelsea instead of Fulham bringing in Kevin Keegan as manager. Chelsea go on a rather less ambitious money spending spree. Spending nowhere near what they would under Ambrovich (who decides to buy Lyon). Chelsea get slightly better, don't win anything and the French league is seen as the league to invest in. Murdoch enters French football (world champs 98 of course) with his 'Sport de ciel' company after giving up on boring english football.

Ligue première is created with an enormous television audience. Lyon, PSG and Bordaux become the worlds biggest clubs with global support. Zidane, Ronaldo, Raul and Gazza (aged world player of the year) all move to French clubs. Cyclists in London complain about thier friends being cockney-frogites...

I heart crack.

The Sky Years:
Drama Comedy of 20 teams resisting the original founding statement of "18 clubs" collectively bargaining for more and more money with the argument "we'll make England and English Football great".

Starring Kevin Bacon as Rupert Murdoch
etc. etc.

Will all the fans go back to following Rugby, tennis or bowls or whatever it was they were doing before 1997?

Racism. That's what they were doing before 1997.

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9261212.stm

Well, it was coming.. I mean he did get them promoted in glory and guided them to 11th in the league. Shocking. Newcastle, a club run by muppets for muppets.

^ It's almost a month old. I think they've made up since..

Hodgson decides against fanni to play with his Johnson.

Yep. Well up for the social. Cheers lads.

YouTube - A Very Naughtie Slip Of The Tongue

Bollinger has a forever alone head

haha. He's got a great name though. Like from a crap spy novel. Doug (Bruce) Bollinger!!

somebody on a unicycle on Battersea Bridge Road, heading for the bridge. A bloody unicycle.

I spied him again for the first time in ages today.
I started singing mr tambourine man (changing the lyrics to 'mr unicycle man') aloud as I carried on down the road. I'm a dick.

I say let swann have an early over, don't let them settle.

Ball needs to age a bit before we see Swann. He's taken his catches well though.

the away team are getting battered now... ;)