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Blonde and a brunette go shopping,whilst walking down the high street brunette spots her boyfriend and cries out ooh no my boyfriends buying me flowers! Whats wrong with that says the blonde i think its very sweet, yes it is replies the brunette but he expects things i'll have my legs in the air for weeks, blonde looks puzzled and asks why don't you have a vase ;]

Sorry couldn't resist, this one tickled me.

Shame on you all for driving PM away ;~}
I think you've all been a bunch of gooches (cough) ;~]

I find it rather amusing that those of you who hated her for whatever reason just can't keep out of this post! Here you are days later still talking about her! It would seem she niggled you in life and now in death ha ha well done jade RIP

Comments like she's fat etc please what the hell has that got to do with anything.

As it has been said over and over a 27 year old woman has died and two young children are now without there mother, what she did or didn't do in her life that wasn't up to many of your standards (pffft) who really gives a dam, the love she felt for her children was unconditional, and wanting the best for them to secure there future, jesus who the hell wouldnt want the same.

Im not saying people should be upset because she has died, just have a little respect all your personal opinions of her are not really necessary are they ? She had a painful death, in which I feel for those children, to see there mother like that must have been very upsetting, and being that the youngest is only 3 years old, how the hell do you think he is coping with something he probably doesnt even understand ? He just want his mum back.

I have lost close family friends including a 10 year old little girl die with cancer, its heartbreaking believe me to see them in so much pain. And its more heartbreaking knowing there is absolutely nothing you can do to help them. So come on guys have a little respect put the hatred aside and have a thought for her family and friends after all they are the ones that knew the true jade goody aren't they ?

100% fuck her
the fat thick slag

Bet your family are very proud of you ?

Lets hope none of your nearest and dearest ever get struck down with cancer!

What a prize idiot

Hat's off to her...she got all you mugs talking about her.

She had two children, made a shit load of money for there future. Made something out of her life that she was happy with. I think she is a dick. But i think lot's of people are dicks. But then i don't hate them for it. I ignore them. Thats what's adults do. Respect the dead unless they have raped, killed or touched children in bad way.

She was very successful at doing what she did and made money more than most of us will do who have considerably more specialist skills. This causes resentment and your tasteless posts.

+1
Thats hit the nail on the head

ding dong the witch is dead
the wicked wicked witch
the wicked wicked witch
no more to blight our wonderful tabloids

Grow up !

http://www.whenwilljadegoodydie.com/

That is a sick and very disturbing thread> Yes jade is a loud mouth, but does that mean she deserves to be dying!
And why shouldn't she rake in the money to secure a life for her 2 young children, if i was in her position i would do the same.
And no she isn't any differant from anyone else who has cancer, just more fortunate to be able to exploit the media attention and get paid for it, if there wasn't public interest in her, she wouldnt be able to do this would she ?

I feel cheated; I've never seen a white dog poo :
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YouTube - Where Did The White Dog Poo Go?

I beg to differ

Why am i not surprised :~}

You harbour a thought. You don't harbour on about something. One is transitive and the other intransitive.

The white dog poo is something to do with chalk in dog food. Wasn't there one of those god awful TV nostaligia shows about that sort of thing?

Oh please give it a rest, theres more to life then correcting someone every second of the day !
Who cares if i harbored,or he harped really ?

Not actually a spelling mistake, that is a definition from an American dictionary.

Anyway, I see your definition and raise you this one.

harpn harp [haːp]a usually large musical instrument which is held upright, and which has many strings which are plucked with the fingers. harp قيثارَه арфа harfa harpe die Harfe άρπα arpa harf چنگ harppu harpe נֵבֶל हार्प, वीणा harfa hárfa harpa harpa arpa ハープ 하프 arfa arfa hap harp harpe harfa harpa harpă арфа harfa harfa harfa harpa พิณ arp 豎琴 арфа ایک بڑا ساز جس کے چوکھٹے میں تار کسے ہوتے ہیں đàn hạc 竖琴

n harpist harpspeler عازِف القيثارَه арфист harfenista, -ka harpenist der/die Harfenist(in) αρπιστής arpista harfimängija چنگ نواز harpunsoittaja harpiste מְנַגֵן בְּנֵבֶל हार्प वादक svirac na harfi hárfás pemain harpa hörpuleikari arpista ハープ奏者 하프 연주자 arfininkas arfists; arfiste pemain hap harpist harpespiller, harpist harfist(k)a harpista harpist арфист harfista, -ka harfist harfista harpist นักเล่นพิณ arp çalgıcısı, arpist 豎琴師 арфіст بربط نواز người chơi đàn hạc 竖琴师

*harp on (about)to keep on talking about: He's forever harping on (about his low wages); She keeps harping on his faults.*

i didn't question your spelling or definition of the word harping. Was just pointing out that the word i used is not incorrect :~}

Harping

To start harping on.

As to start acting like a harpy, a mytholigical creature who drove the Trojans from the Strophades with dire announcements of the coming woe (Dante's Inferno)

Nobody don't think anyone has ever tried to fill their mouth with ships whilst expounding on a subject.

I remember back in the day, when people didn't get sayings horribly wrong.

/rant

This is for you check the dictionary :~}
har·bored, har·bor·ing, har·bors
**1. **To give shelter to: harbor refugees; harbor a fugitive.
**2. **To provide a place, home, or habitat for: a basement that harbors a maze of pipes; streams that harbor trout and bass.
**3. **To entertain or nourish (a specified thought or feeling): harbor a grudge.
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[COLOR=#226699]Your right though there was a spelling mistake

Harping

To start harping on.

As to start acting like a harpy, a mytholigical creature who drove the Trojans from the Strophades with dire announcements of the coming woe (Dante's Inferno)

Nobody don't think anyone has ever tried to fill their mouth with ships whilst expounding on a subject.

I remember back in the day, when people didn't get sayings horribly wrong.

/rant

Oh and alas one of the select few appears ha ha go visit the i hate thread :~}

Was i calling you as an individual cycnical ? don't see any quotes there do you ?

The select few who obviously sit on there computer all day scanning peoples posts so they can correct there spelling and punctuation.
Get on your bikes, peddle hard and release that pent up frustration that is harbouring inside you. there is a life to be found outside your door :~}

Just to set the record straight for the few cycnical people, i didnt actually write this myself, it was emailed to me and on reading it, it did make me sit back smile and reflect on my own childhood.
Thought i would share it with others to see if it triggered the same happy memories. To start harbouring on about child abuse and police getting away with things is a carbon copy of todays society isan't it ?
So i guess you could say, social workers, doctors, health visitors if they all did there jobs properly today then we wouldnt still be having our papers headlined with the abuse that baby p suffered would we ?

One for the oldies ;~}

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's & 70's !

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking!!!
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a Bakkie on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds, KFC, Steers, Nandos.
Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn't open on the weekends, somehow we didn't starve to death!
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Chappies,
Wilson 's Toffees, Wicks Bubble Gum and some crackers to blow up frogs with.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because......
WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.
No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.
We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and cubby houses and played in river beds with matchbox cars.
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on DSTV, no video tape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms..........WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no Lawsuits from these accidents.
Only girls had pierced ears!
We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.
You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time.......no really!
We were given pellet guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays!!
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the
door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!
Mum didn't have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!
RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on MERIT AND NOT DUE TO BLACKMAIL, THREATS AND GUILT FROM THE PAST.... strange but true!
Our teachers used to belt us with big sticks and leather staps and bully's always ruled the playground at
school.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.
They actually sided with the law!
Our parents didn't invent stupid names for their kids like "Kiora" and "Blade" and "Ridge" and "Vanilla"
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors ever!
The past 70 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.
We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO
DEAL WITH IT ALL!
And YOU are one of them!
CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

This is my friends french bulldog pup, Faust:

and this is him with his pug friend Paul

Omg hes so cute

I'd give 'humerous' sarcasm the elbow...

Is that your manly opinion :~}

Hmm i think not, i was just a bit of humerous sarcasm ! :~}

I will correct my spelling before somebody else does "humourous"

OP a bit naive?

Hmm i think not, i was just a bit of humerous sarcasm ! :~}

Hmm thread heading says "One for the ladies" so tell me, why is it full of men ogling men in lycra shorts ?

you don't have to examine them that hard. The wet spot is pretty obvious

Is it can't say i would have noticed if i hadnt read the caption underneath about the wee spot.

I was gonna mention that little wet spot...

OMG how closely are you lot examining these men ? Your all obsessed with the wee spot, get a grip please :~ /

Polish team

There is a simple explanation ! Note the guys don't have pockets, therefore it's not what your thinking its where they carry there pumps and spares simple :~}