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OMG!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB7c_gH1lbQ

I would rather be dead than act in a film with Shia LaBeouf.

Harrison Ford is still dead though, right? We can agree on that?

was you cock (presuming) on fire at the time? :D

Colourless green ideas sleep furiously

I read this and really enjoyed it but i think i preferred One hundred years of solitude.

All magical realist literature is shit, except for that book, which is superb.

Just read "Boyhood" by Coetzee. Starting to see why he got the Nobel as well as two Bookers.

Also been reading a lot of hard-boiled detective fiction. Dashiell Hammett is fucking amazing, both "the Maltese Falcon" and "the Glass Key" are classics, rather than just good genre writing. Raymond Chandler's not bad either.

Just read this thread. What a terrible waste of a life.

Deepest sympathies to all those that were there, and to all her friends and loved ones.

A hearty "fuck you" to tram-lines.

If it's not enough that I dent my rims every time I cross over them, I also have to deal with getting my wheels stuck in them when I'm riding parallel to them. Happened a few times, with me coming to an abrupt stop as my back wheel goes in, but on Monday it was my front wheel's turn and I went over the bars and nearly got run over by a tram.

Roll on mag-lev trams. Or hovercrafts or something.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30800

Everything in moderation, including moderation.

That was malapropos of nothing

Great pun-chline

Jesus H Cress, it's sage to say we mustard done them all now.

I'll go with that, we're just posting roe upon roe of reposts.

There is a caviar-lier attitude to reposting, isn't there?

I'm feeling gill-ty about the length of this thread

This thread is now off the scale.

maybe we should fin-ish?

Have you checked them all?

I don't think 'asshole' had been done before, although it should of course be the non-American version, and I don't think anyone's done 'giving the finger'. So give him some credit.

OK, I'll let a couple of them bass

All reposts, I'm afraid

Repost

Fair enough, i can take it on the chin ... out of the car in my face ... telling me what an asshole i was ... giving you an earful?? ... if i give the finger to a driver ... so i gave them a bit of cheek

All reposts, I'm afraid

Chive got an idea, let's tern to one type of pun before thumb-one gets confused. Let minnow what you think.

holy fuck. i have been stung by one of these fuckers.

I'd like to hear that dory

ooooooooooooh!

(Heel / Eel soon realise there aren't many body parts that are fish as well.)

Unless the body parts muscle / mussel back in

One or two more, perch-ance?

I'm almost sturgeon that the punning is over