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did it hurt when you got lobotomised by the predator?
The predator is a fictional being ... so it didn't happen.
Also you haven't see Predator ... best Action movie ever made.
The Musical is fucking brilliant if you have a sense of humour. It is actually quite clever ... but you have to have a imagination which is something Jason you are lacking in.
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never seen it,
did Black Swan again at weekend with gf
also Winters Bone finally, bit underwhelming but could have just been my pots run/ swim mood?.........My sister told me about that Black Swan ... apparently it didn't have arnie or stallone in it ... so why watch it?
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Try racing someone, you may like it. Can be fun as long as both people aren't being dicks and know how far to push it.
Had an ace encounter today ... some geezer on a Specialized Tarmac vs my 1970s pug.
I grunted up the hill before my house carefully matching his pace ... and then overtaking at the roundabout before having a fuck off race down hill taking up both lanes ... we were both grinning like idiots.
Good fun was had by all ... however due to my Jan Ullrich like leg strength I need to get a new set of pedals.
The best race was in Soton ... I was in Tesco Uniform on my Specialized Allez sport 2004 and there was some really skinny guy on a Pinarello in full on lycra ... we both cycled like twats for about 4 miles until I had to turn off to go to work ... good fun.
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Oreo's Ad.
Don't tell me how to eat a fuckin' biscuit. Especially in the pointless way that you want me to eat it. Twist it and lick the icing?!?..and have a glass of milk handy?! It's not the fucking Tequila slammer of the biscuit world. Fuck off!This one? (It is the U.S. version buy I couldn't be arsed to spend more than a 30 seconds checking out youtube vids)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6BZNmDAc4
I was hoping the dog would take a piss in that kids milk ... to teach the little bastard a lesson.
It is a pity because I really really really like Oreos and I can eat pretty much a whole pack at a time ... but know I hate them.
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ASDA ad's showing a ground of girls getting together with a cuppa, laptop, what did they talk about?
Not about Peter Andre, nor about Eastenders, but fucking ASDA's wonderful splendid prices being 10% less than it's competitor.
And they go shopping! and get all excited about it!
Seriously, come on, if women can get excited that easily by going in a supermarket, then life would've been fairly easy.
YouTube - Knorr 'Stock Pot' TV ad - 30 sec advert
Not entirely dissimilar ... I hate this , also has the smug ending.
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Never played Morrowind. Is it worth gettign hold of a copy? How does it compare to Oblivion (which I loved). Will it keep me going until Skyrim?
I think I have the whole morrowind set (all the expansion packs) sitting under my bed unplayed ... never got into it and I don't think it is really my thing. If you want I will post it to you, rather someone got some enjoyment out of it. Give me a PM if you are interested.
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3 or more teenage girls in a line through is a sure way to lose time ... they always walk soo slowly.
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You're from Bournemouth, aren't you?
I have the ability to contradict myself ... but that doesn't mean I am wrong.
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Stop posting on the forum if you can't make legible post while drunk. I thought that was one of the main criterias of this forum?
I can barely make legible posts while sober.
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this is beyond my simple brain
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@Multi Grooves
That is their delusion ... I am told the metal I listen to is Noise to them ... I think they lack the intellectual capacity to understand it ..
and I think it is sad that they don't don't appreciate real music, where sweat blood and tears probably went into it ... not some manufacturered pop shit
I kind want to leave my intercom on to let those at least listen to a metal riff that might blow their minds out of mediocrity.
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...than the beastie boys?
Probably.
RAR, RAR RAR RAR ... I think I you are trying to be a clever cunt ... Well done you have made my list of people who don't know good shit when they hear it .. along with all the people I work with that listen to Radio 1 ... ;-)
However it was quite odd walking up to my flat and hearing "paul's boutique" , not quite loud enough to be actually sure I wasn't imagining it.
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You haven't seen Blade Runner!?
Yeah,
A bit shit .. didn't have Stallone or Arnie in it. In the 80s did they really expect to try to release a film without the two greatest actors of all time in it?
Look at Arnie in Predator ...
YouTube - Predator - Arnold Screaming in the Night
Why isn't this scene in Blade Runner exacly? Why was it left out? Predator may have been released a year later but Blade runner was set 30 years in the future ... could they not know what happened in predator at the time ... it has been repeated at least 5 times a month on ITV3 and we are not even at 2019 yet, surely Ridley Scott may have stumbled on one of the repeats before the 2019.
The films are almost identical ... The Predator hunting Mr Universe down to kill him.. Han Solo hunting down the Hitchhiker so he can to kill him.
The only difference is the real jungle vs the urban jungle, and predator has more side boob.
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I have just realised I have left my flat intercom on for the last 4 days ... I only realised when I was listening to beastie boys while I was unlocking the front door to my flats ...
Has anyone heard anything more interesting?
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plenty mamils are overtaking me on their early evening rides at the mo,
little do they know how many miles I do in the day....Yeah whatever until you understand the "rush" and the determination that comes during and after I doubt you will ever understand my mind fully.
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hold on a minute, he was doing a threeway now?
NO!
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My dad doesn't like cats .. maybe this is the explaination why he left your family catman.
He likes Dogs, used to have two great danes and a red setter.
The red setter almost got my mum arrested.
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my dad once bought me picture disc albums from HMV oxford street that I wanted and carried them all the way back to Blackpool, not just hard as nails,
but up to date as well.That just makes ur dad gay.
My dad used to tell me no .. "I can't afford it Lucas Maximus so get a fucking job" .... and so I did.
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@Lucas "Well it make him produce a son that is really skinny and always looking at his mobile phone in the coffee shop while you are trying to talk to him .. is this a scottish trait?"
I have a HTC desire and manage to separate my time between my phone and my friends by leaving the phone in my bag.
Maybe I am not as dependant on technology as you are?
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Well it make him produce a son that is really skinny and always looking at his mobile phone in the coffee shop while you are trying to talk to him .. is this a scottish trait?
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suggest title change to 'beating people on the internet who have a better dad than you'?
Sorry Jan. But this was all for jokes like the thread.
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No mate ... there is a particular way of saying the time if you are from Dorset.
LFGSS
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You got personal first ... don't say I am stupid.