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is "pinache" some sort of Italian bike Lucas? or can you not spell. anyway you havent got white Sidis...

No it is true I can't spell and I don't have white sidis. I told u yesterday that I am extremely dense :D

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Excellent... I will also be keeping tabs.

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Because you are worth it!! (in penelope cruise voice)

Last but not least, the most important side effect: It keeps the girlfriend happy.

I get consistently nagged by female relatives. Still ain't wearing a helmet, mainly because I look like a bellend in one (though most who have met me would argue that I look like a bellend without one)..

Its ungentlemanly to cycle with blood on your nice white shoes.

Is that why I am shunned by other cyclists. I thought the red trickle of blood on my white sidis added that extra pinache.

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Looks a lot better than some of the stuff on the porn page.

You should knock to get the window open, and then shoot him in the face.
You dont want to be giving your fewllow cyclists punctures by covering the road in glass ;)

Shouldn't the glass go inwards (into the car)? So glass on the road shouldn't be a problem.

Spotted some guy with a green fixed about yesterday 7.30-8.00pm on a green fixed @Wallisdown roundabout.

what the hell is a Chav?

sorry... back to muzik!

UK equivalent of trailer trash. Except without the class.

YouTube - Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal - UNCENSORED"

Seen this last night, thought it was pretty hilarious (lots of NSFW lyrics)

that was fucking hilarious. Spat the tea over the monitor funny. My sort of music video as well. +1 zillion.

Cant really recommend cycling on poor quality roads with a broken finger and a (not quite healed)cracked rib though, but it was worth it ;)

What it is all about really isn't it. Just wanting to go out for a ride whatever.

I've done a few spin classes. They can be a novel change from riding outside.
All the 'real' cyclists will laugh (roadies, I'm talking 'bout you) but that's because they are afraid to stray outside their little realm of hardcore.
There's plenty of totty viewage at spin class too. Mmm Mmm. :)

My SS MTB was 32:15 for the road (now THAT makes you spin!) and 32:17 for dirt 'n' hills.

I run similar on my mountain bike 36:16. To keep up with any one I have to spin as fast as I can for about 30seconds to a minute, let me rest and then do it all again once the bike slows down.

Just had a leaflet through the door from the local plod.
They are going to be having a blitz on pavement cycling in the Cambridge Heath Rd & Bethnal Green Rd areas in the next few months. No doubt there are targets to meets, so expect a few fixed penalty notices and an unusual amount of jobsworthyness.

Good.

I particularly dislike "sexwee". It was funny when borat first did it.

mediocrity- firstly- the whole car career ladder, first one small runabout, low insurance etc. 5 years into job, mid size, established career-big saloon, money=sports- utter bollocks that kids aspire to.

The whole status symbol bollox does my head in period. I had a "school mate" comment about not having a car or license and that I cruised down his leaving do on my SS mountain bike ..... UTTER CUNT!

The other thing wanky fashion statements .... e.g. My sister was watching some dance off reality TV thing which involved wannabe professional dancers with one person getting kick off each week.
My sister said "Oh yeah, she has ripped jeans with her pockets showing, all the rage fashion in America at the moment." - errr WTF I don't get it..... The only thing I care about when I stick my clothes on is whether they are clean or not and I don't look like a tramp.

Oh yeah ... fucking Easter eggs ... I am 25 years old, don't like chocolate (especially cadbury's) and I have 4 Easter eggs beside my desk.

/rant over

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Love it.

they declined because "we're too ugly without 'em", according to wiki.
Bad mother fuckers.

hahahaha

I couldn't figure out why the cricket ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

...and then it hit me.

gets coat

I am soo fucking dense, I read it 5 times and still didn't get it until Ved posted the last comment.

Wicked bike.

Gillette apparently offered them a million dollars a piece to shave their beards off, but they declined. Awesome band.

Nice, no sellout.

I don't see how you can be comfortable hurtling down box hill or the like with only a front brake. If the hill has any type of cornering it will be even worse.

Because I had one very shite brake, I didn't hurtle down any hills. I knew the braking was shite and rode accordingly.

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Are you talking about the easter miracle where Jesus has woken up on the sofa next to 4 cans of cider and a half eaten mars bar easter egg, has a glass of water, takes a piss, walks into his bedroom and faints before getting to his bed?

+1 to Prime heretic.

I only run a front brake on my single speed, but I've been doing it for years, and cycling in general for years longer. I don't recommend it for everyone or for all situations, but if the circumstances are right, it's your call. Even on my geared road bike, I usually use the front for most of my braking.

I'm not 90% of the cyclists out there and probably not even 99% for that matter, so I'm not advising this for anyone. Oh, and as for the fashion bit, sure the one brake looks better than two, but I'll take my style points elsewhere.

It depends on: a) the skill of the rider, b) the circumstances, c) the quality of the components, d) a helmet for when the first three aren't going your way.

I ridden months on a geared racer without a fully functioning rear brake. Whether it is dangerous or not is debatable. However when the front brake cable goes you won't be putting your feet on the floor when rolling (v.slowly) down hills.

^ would be good.

Free this evening for a quick ride and a coffee (no beer). Managed to faint last night, probably from eating fuck loads of chocolate and drinking beer.