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Dammmmmmmn boy you must have the laYDEYS flocking all over you!

And anyway...I think this is more my style

@ Pistanator...quite possibly

@ CP....errrrrrrm I think that might be a little bit big for my back. I'm somewhat lacking in the huge lats and massive shoulders department

BTW are you going on the tweed ride?

Anyone racing at Hillingdon tomorrow?

I had the initial of a band I was in tattoed on my right upper arm when we were away gigging in Hungary (oh the high life)...they sacked me a month later...mwaaa waaaw waaaaaaaah!

Nah, they're fucking craaaaazy those muppets, they're brakeless no doubt.

I saw that cunt with the saxophone, Zoots I think it is, he went straight through the lights on old street/st johns street shouting 'out of my way motherfuckers!'

Fliked the v's at a rozzer and gobbed in an old ladies face.

Surely this should be in the Spotted thread...ahem

Here's a monkey for you monkey man.Now with that being a bit of inspiration after this beef session i'm out on my bike,I'll be around BL if your looking for me TWATANATOR THE EXTERMINATOR,hav a laugh.

Hmmm...nice drops I wonder where he got them from?

me.. Clever Pun

alright Litt... what did you get done?

Dude!

Couple of small ones at the bottom of my back...no pics and not bike related sorry!

Am getting another one done in the next couple of weeks right shoulder blade, blazing sun. After seeing yours it's swollen in my head from a couple of inches across to covering half my back...not sure what the missus will think

I've had two done at Into You and can also highly recommend them, although they pale into insignificance compared to CPs

Jeezuz...some people are never satisfied!

Dammit I always get it wrong...I'm such a cnut

No one ever calls me a twat on here, I feel kinda left out...

=P

twot

Where's your shop?

This statement kind of implies that you are only doing the tricks to get another sponsor. Surly doing tricks, playing polo, going on long rides, climbing hills, riding bikes in general is just for fun? If one happens ot be good enough at a marketable aspect of a sport and picks up a sponsor than that is great, but it should all come down to how fun/ how much enjoyment ones gets out of it.

Nonononono PGM...you clearly have not been listening to the wisdom of the wangster. Behold I shall bestow some of his truth on you so that ye shall be enlightened.

1. Verily gheys are wrong and the wangster shall smite them down.
   
2. Yay o Lord, those that ride for money and free stuff are the true ones
   
3. O Mote it be, the trickiest trickster rider is the purest rider and none shall question this.
   
4. Fashion victims shall be rained upon with fire and brimstone for daring not to take their riding seriously. Never shall one ride for mere fun.
   
5. Ye polo players shall know the error of your ways when the wansgter shall wheelie across your courts in a scourge of righteous vengeance and snap mallets as he passes
   
   

So shall it be in the path of the oneone true way!

That will be no excuse for a non appearance next week. You are expected.

Brilliant...my sparrows lungs and pipe cleaner legs are gonna blow you all away!

Right that's it, I'm bringing back my photo collection of alpacas. (they make a lovely soft tweed as fashioned by man on the right).

Maaaaaan, das some hot shit...right dere!

I am up for this. I have a funny little hat.

I don't have a funny little hat but if I pinch one from the wife can I come?

Sorry, I forgot...I don't exist!

@Teddy - Amazing, do the masses of numbers rule out high tea or could we work out a way of doing it in sittings?

Surely a hip flask and a reliable thermos (preferably tartan patterned) should suffice?

I can also have Nanny run up some of her scrumptious flapjacks should anyone require?

Anyone notice the Fuji rider is the only rider without a helmet or brakes.

Nah, I was too busy looking at his socks...they're so kewl man!

A 70s kids programme - how Play Away is that.
To outline broadly without details - how adumbrate is that?
One of the worst boy bands ever - how McFly is that?

Brian Cant just wouldn't make it in childrens TV these days...but what a name!

Depends on the given speed. Still too many variables for this to make any sense.

My original point was that the forum seems to be unduly biased towards a number of things (fixed gears, lo-pros, quill stems, 531 steel, etc...) and then inflate the properties of those things to justify their liking of them as purely a fashionista and hipster.

Why don't people just tell the truth and say they bought a 'fixie' to be cool and get down on the kids?

(This is heavy on the sarcasm and my tongue is firmly lodged in my cheek but the point stands.)

I tried that but the Police weren't too impressed

A large cart full of beer and pulled by big horses....how dray is that!

Ideal for transporting glasses of pimms and G&Ts on. How tray is that

I say chaps, what the blazes is going on here - lets's just take a moment to tamp the pipes and get ready for a steadying bowl of ready rubbed

Encouraging people to smoke in the workplace is highly irresponsible!

Or do I mean i want to be rimmed in tweed?

Oh how confusing life can be