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Lycra shorts and a suitably sized banana.
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I used to enjoy Mint Sauce, for me Jo Burt's cartoons really summed up what mountain biking was to me, I was gutted when MBUK started aiming themselves towards teenagers that rode trials bikes and people who wanted to drool over expensive downhill bikes. As one of the Mint Sauce pages once said, "it's more about the mountain than the bike" but MBUK didn't really reflect this after a while. Unfortunately the magazines always seem to be wrapped in plastic so just reading Mint Sauce in WH Smith wasn't an option.
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Looking good Spins.
I'd agree on having more of a MLP rather than a fairly normal looking horse, the "FTW" "HTFU" etc are funny to users of this forum but a My Little Pony will be amusing to everyone.
I like the idea of "Booze" and "Drugs" on the pockets too
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90% Alc content ;)
Ah, that rare old mountain dew! Good idea!
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Panacodeine sounds good! The helpline has got me an appointment at 12:00 so I'm leaving work early to visit a dentist. I'll see if they recommend the bitch urine and slug method, I'm a big fan of these folk remedies, having cured Morris Dancing injuries with huge amounts of real ale for years.
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Trying to make an appointment, dentists in my area are saying they have a 1 or 2 month waiting list! Currently waiting for the Surrey Dental Helpline to call me back and arrange an emergency appointment.
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I'm in so much pain at the moment. My wisdom teeth that have sat under my gums giving me occasionl trouble over the years are now giving me pain up the right side of my face. I'm not a big fan of the dentist (I know, I know, I should HTFU) but I'm now thinking it might be time to have them taken out.
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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New form of pursuit racing, bicycle speedway with sausages tied to them VS greyhounds!
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Mine are selling 700x32 inner tubes for the same price, are you sure they're not this size? Will this size tube be ok in 700x25 tyres?
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Only thing: most tubes don't allow bikes. Overland ftw.
Bromptons FTW!
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I am deadly serious about wanting a My Little Pony jersey, but I won't take it too seriously, does that make sense?
I think I might zip tie a MLP to my bike, or cut it's head off and glue it to my head tube like a figurehead on a pirate ship!
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I won't be taking it too seriously, but if people want to then it's up to them. I just want to wear a My Little Pony LFGSS jersey and look awesome!
How about sticking MLPs on top of helmets at competitions a-la Sheldons Eddie the Eagle?
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I know someone who draws "punk" my little ponies. How about a pony with a cycling cap, rolled up skinny jeans and a messenger bag!
Maybe the slogan "My other bike is pony!"
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Raleigh fetish? Would that be someone who gets turned on by Choppers? ;-)
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Nicaragua!
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The first movie was called "THE Fast and THE furious" This movie is just as fast and just as furious, but this time there's no "THE"!
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- Fry a large nob
Fnarr fnarr!
- Fry a large nob
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Having ridden mountain bikes in the past I was always under the impression that riser bars were made wide on the assumption that the purchaser would cut them to their preferred width anyway, that's why some of them have measurements printed on the ends.
Obviously a person with wider shoulders will want a wider bar, people with narrower shoulders just cut more off.
I cut about 3" off the ends of my risers but they are still wider than the tops of the drops I used to use.
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Titikaka!
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Have you tried Speedy Hire or Jewsons?
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How about you give me the pedals and I don't tell the people of Bayeaux where their priceless tapestry's gone!
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Just don't wash your bike, the logos will soon get covered in dirt and you won't be able to see them.
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The runway!
Wisley aerodrome, abandoned since WWII, runway is still there and is crossed by public footpaths, not the smoothest surface as it's concrete but far enough away from anywhere to have a BBQ, speakers etc.
Parking for a few cars nearby and easily rideable from Woking or West Byfleet stations, 30/40 mins from Waterloo.
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I think the caps would be a good idea too, for those who might not want a whole jersey but want to wear a bit of LFGSS gear when out riding or whatever.
I'd say do a My Little Pony jersey and a cap with just a LFGSS logo for those who wish to avoid the pony-ness.