Corny hates teh bullhonz. One day he might understand the greatest, most practical and coolest choice of handlebar for city riding.
Yes, he does, but he hates even more when people make town bars out of bullhorns like I did for a while on my late, much-lamented Waugh.
Actually! Just learned Evelyn wasn't cracked! He's being put to use by ex-courier-world-cyclist Emily's younger brother oop North!