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How far away in Benteke?

Looks like Torres and Drogba will be a more leading role soon... Costa's done his hammy?

once he figures out how to put a bib on he can start training properly

@Tenderloin seems arsenal are now getting the scattergun approach to rumours for strikers

I quite enjoyed LVG's post match interview "We created lots of chances" etc Hodgsonesc #utopia

off her face on meds

I'd read that... he's a good player, should shine with your lot

No one is a direct replacement for Suarez... Sanchez was close...

He scored a lot for Milan who now can't afford to keep him, hence the decent price. I just hope he's matured a bit since his City days. I'm still in two minds about the whole thing... Great talent but batshit crazy

was in a pub last night idly chatting away when I saw a lady open her door right onto a cyclist, he stayed on his bike but his bag was thrown into the road and run over by a following car.

I went over to make sure he was ok and give my details if he needed them. His hand had taken a nasty crack and had a pretty deep cut in it and had already starting to look a little messed up. The lady was very good and helped him lock his bike and take him to a&e. as she pulled out the car passing her had to emergency stop... clearly her car doesn't have mirrors ffs.

just seen this little ditty:

that and they've at long last started work on ground improvements and houses have started to tumble

I'm sure you've all seen the ALS ice bucket challenge doing the rounds... Step forward Dave Grohl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLZOjLv0_6k

I could. Just because one person on a bike has fucked you off doesn't mean that all people on bikes are cunts. And if someone is too dim to take that into account whilst driving their car then they shouldn't be fucking driving a car.

there are a fucktonne of people out there who shouldn't be driving a car

The chanting at Anfield is not restricted to YNWA or a constant drone of "Liverpool Liverpool". They also sing about the Munich air disaster which occurred long before most of them were born - but then they do appreciate history.

Disingenuous at best... #amIdoingitright?

That's just pure horseshit cliveo #nerged

we sing about specific clubs when they are in town or their town happens to be full of excrement.

Taking the cushions off will certainly make the car big enough to fit the sofa

yep the plastic manc were singing about us within 10 mins I think...

seems the football thread apes real life

Is this a song about a captain slipping at an important time?

I think there's one about losing a goal but not one about shanking a pen and losing a cup

Costa is Brazilian. Luis didn't go to the World Cup

Impressive how he played for spain then

Playing Torres in midfield is a pretty obvious thing to do

Nice to see Clive has taken up the anti-Liverpool baton from Jaw in Pists absence.
I wonder how poor little Chelsea will fare tonight against the new comers

Apparently they're learning how to break down defensive teams

So just the usual Attack vs Defence training then

We signed Diouf before the world cup.. the shower of shithouse that he was

Now that's how you put a condom on

or... talk about your own club... something a lot of people here have trouble with

oh and 36 goals in 50 games for Sturridge

#notverygood

Southampton looked a well drilled solid side, probably deserved a draw given their second half performance.

Pelle is a man mountain, he's going to cause quite a bit of trouble I think and will probably link up with Long well longer term.

We looked good in fits and starts, Mignolet didn't do his kicking homework over the summer that's for sure... painful to watch

Was just about to post that... better than Erikksons usual output