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So, as you can see from above, Cornie has dumped me like just another cheap slag. Whilst I was on holiday.

WHAT A CUNT.

I may have a partner in the shape of my brother who may be in town. If not, then I'll take any offers. As per fucking usual. :-)

If your brother dosent turn up I too am looking for a partner. Let me know.

Fuck. this post sounds so desperate.

Right, I've just got back home from holidays and feel the need to ride bikes and drink beers.

Only problem is that Tuesday's are so fucking confusing now:

North Drinks? Central Drinks (RIP) ? TrixieDix? Kill myself on hills with Jonny and Clintsmoker?

So, where is the fun at, who's coming north, who's doing trix, what is going on?

Is anyone up for a Lamb -> Trix -> North drinks loop?

Would be up for the loop but not tonight I am afrade. I will be heading streight up to north drinks though. Come on up.

I can't make it tonight. Next week I'm back on though. Have fun with the beatings and destructions and the passing outs.

Max, whats going on? We need your Scandanavian Vikingness to show us how to burn and pilage!

To be honest, anything with Ted Dansen in gets my vote. How about Cheers in its entirity.

YearTitleRoleNotes1970Hercules in New YorkHercules1973*The Long GoodbyeHood in Augustine's office1974Happy Anniversary and GoodbyeRico1976Stay HungryJoe Santo1977Pumping IronHimself1979The Villain/Cactus JackHandsome Stranger1979Scavenger HuntLars, Gym Instructor1980The Jayne Mansfield StoryMickey Hargitay1982Conan the BarbarianConan1984Conan the DestroyerConan1984The TerminatorTerminator (T-101)1985Red SonjaKalidor1985CommandoJohn Matrix1986Raw DealMark Kaminsky, aka Joseph P. Brenner1987PredatorMajor Alan 'Dutch' Schaeffer1987The Running ManBen Richards1988Red HeatCaptain Ivan Danko1988TwinsJulius Benedict1990Total RecallDouglas Quaid/Hauser1990Kindergarten CopDetective John Kimble1991Terminator 2: Judgment DayTerminator (T-800)1993Last Action HeroJack Slater/Himself1993DaveHimself1994True LiesHarry Tasker1994JuniorDr. Alex Hesse1994Beretta's IslandHimself(cameo)1996Jingle All the WayHoward Langston1996EraserU.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger1997Batman & RobinMr. Freeze/Dr. Victor Fries1999End of DaysJericho Cane2000The 6th DayAdam Gibson/Adam Gibson Clone2001Dr. Dolittle 2White Wolf(voice)2002Collateral DamageGordy Brewer2003The RundownBar Patron(cameo)2003Terminator 3: Rise of the MachinesTerminator (T-850 Model 101)2004Around the World in 80 DaysPrince Hapi2005The Kid & I*Himself(cameo)2008Crood AwakeningCrood(voice)2008Kambakth Ishq

His whole back catalog.

Ha ha, I've done that so many times that she just kind of gets on with it now. She even makes use of my prone, unconscious form when possible, think draft excluder, coat rack, ironing board (ouch), punch bag. She's resourceful.

No jerseys on the horizon yet, nothing wrong with starting the trail of destruction early though. Maybe we could beat up a barmaid later on?

We could beat up a barmaid but then we would have to organize North Drinks else where. It took us long enough to get it at the flask.

Maybe a trail of destriction around Highgate followed by a nice quiet drink at the flask. Dont want to upset Minty now.

Or the Running Man.

Total Recall instead.

Short Sharp hills are out of the way quicker but you tend to feel them for about half a mile after making even the flat feel like a bit of a drag. I hate riding up hills. They are not fun at all but I still have this strainge compulsion to go out of my way to find them just to see if I can ride up them.

North drinks tonight at the Flask in Highgate if any of you chaps live round that way or even if you dont.

I need to make it out to West drinks when I can. They have Doom Bar on tap.

Obnoxious Thoroughbred Ponies?

Not invited? I do a mean plat though.

This is starting to sownd like a pajama party. I'll bring the cookie dough, you bring the nail varnish and after that we can all plat each others hair. We could film it and then watch it the week after in a bad American teen angst drama marathon. Sorry, I take the piss. This is a really good idea and I would be well up for it.

Its ok. She rides at a decent pace. Her problem is that she isnt very confident (undestandably) riding in the London traffic. By the time we get to Shorditch and she peels off to go to her office I am close to a hart attack from keeping an eye on me and her.

PinkGottiMobs, was that you I saw with your GF this morning about to turn onto Holloway Road as I was passing?

I am implementing a very strict - No drinking during the week policy - but I may turn up for a lemonade about 6.30ish. Depends on work

It was, I gave you a wave back. As much as I like riding in with my GF it is a bit anoying having to take bake roads and cycle lanes. Hence I was waiting obidiantly at the lights.

Head down tonight. I still owe you a beer/ lemonade for the train ticket.

The physical and mental abuse. You know, the usual.

Nice one. Are you coming to get dumped as well? Seams to be the theam for tonight.

Luckely my GF dosent really like spending time with me leaving loads of time to ride my bikes. Sounds like a sob story but it works well.

What would be more entertaining would be to get fucked up, get home about 11, be sick in the front room then fall asleep on the stairs. On second thoughts that might get you dumped as well so half a shandy and a early return is probably best.

Unless you have got the jersys printed in wich case we are crusing the country for the rest of our lives leaving a wake of destruction and broken harts. Note: Also likely got get you dumped (and me as well).

Right. Its that time again when we need to scrape togeather the riders of north london and beond. Who is coming to north drinks tonight? I will be there for about 7.

Who is still looking for a partner. I am well up for this.

Head up for a couple. Having said that, I always come for just a couple and it always ends up being more.

Swains lane does have the pub at the top acting like a tracktor beam.

I went up Dartmouth Park hill on my BMX last night. It was easier than it is fixed. Weird.

Swains should be ok as my GI is in the 60s anyway. Maybe on the way to North Drinks tonight. You heading up this way?