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In every survey of football supporters throughout Europe, Chelsea have been found to be the best looking, best dressed and most affluent and classy supporters bar none. That is fact. Now bog off with your envy. Dream how you might aspire to the heights that we command.

hipster

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I have lived 51 years and now at last I am called a Hipster.

Can't wait to tell my daughters ;o)

My forks are carbon. I think I'll spare them the car.

Anyway they are quite straight and, having two brakes the cables would get in the way of a bar spin anyway.

Useful to know how it is done though.

I heard it was the repository used by the Government to stockpile Hipsters for use in the event of a nuclear war.

"What use would Hipsters be in time of war?" I hear you cry. Think of it the other way. What use are Hipsters in time of peace?

I wore white skinnies to a white theme uv boatrave on the thames not too long ago, i was cool.

Have you checked your user-name recently?

I'll be there and am bringing a team of lead out men.

Many years ago I cycled through the Rotherhithe Tunnel. It was horrid. Going in was fine but then you have to climb out in the fumes breathing heavily. For days afterwards i could smell diesel fumes on my breath.

spotted wigan will @ oxford st.

You should have taken a photo for us to remember him by. Nice chap, Will.

plus, as the world knows, chelsea are a team of class.

fixed

Happy Birthday!

A while ago a driver with one of the TfL "I am a twat" stickers in the back of his car, pulled out without looking and almost had me off. I coughed. He had his window open and jumped out as I avoided him and started shouting at me. I stopped. He continued ranting and eventually asked "Do you want to do something about it?" I swiftly replied, as I rode off "I don't fight with mini cab drivers". This seemed to inflame him more but by then I was gone.

Moral is, ensure you can get away and NEVER use any form of force other than to protect yourself.

Being a fat old git, I always do the "go slow" but I do it assertively. I take up a whole lane anyway.

i may be a chelsea fan but i'm a football fan first. it seems 'fans' latch onto some kind of regional tribalism (especially when they are economic migrants from the north of England relocated to the south) this seems to skew their judgment much the same way as parents view their wonderful progeny that others see as spoilt brats.

i grew up in a area with no football 'heritage' to speak of so the saturday tribal meet of thousands of locals never existed for me and football wasn't watched in our working class household.
I started supporting chelsea after moving to london. the reasons were: it was my local team and i liked the way Hoddle played and managed them (having noticed what he had done at swindon).
to castigate the club for the way it does business when every other club in the league either has a rich benefactor or would jump at the chance to have the same amount of cash is just allowing your unyielding support to cloud your judgement and ignore your own teams "negative aspects".

i probably don't even qualify as a proper fan as i can't be arsed to spend £60 on a ticket and would rather ride my bike and watch MOTD instead.

what i'm trying to say is that you are all cuntz. (except clive)

If you would like, I'll take you along when i next have a spare ticket.

Liverpool, ManU, Man City, and QPR have all been bought out by huge financial interests since Abramovich came on the scene and, if they are to stay in the game, Arsenal will follow shortly. What it has done is to have secured the Premiership's position as the top league in Europe where we see the best players in the world week in week out. This may change a s a result of the new higher tax strategy.

Oh and when talking about snide players, never forget William "I'll score an own goal" Gallas.

psycho bus driver

Tautology.

Glad you are OK.

The point appears to be that people who started to support clubs because they have been successful in the past are somehow morally better than those of us who have followed a club through thick and thin. Somehow, because I followed Chelsea through the depths of the 1970s and 1980s when we travelled to such meccas of football such as Grimsby and Carlisle make me less of a supporter than those who have only seen their club in the higher eschelons of football and whose achievements were bankrolled in the past through football pool money or whatever. It is somehow an affront that a team can have investment made in them and succeed. No doubt the same people consider it an outrage that a side such as Hull are in the Premiership - surely that spot ought to go to someone like Leeds with "history" rather than to one who is there through merit and achievement. If trophies should only be awarded to Arsenal Man U and Liverpool, what point is there is a football competition at all?

And what is "history"? Chelsea and most other clubs have been around for more than a century. They have all had their ups and downs (other than the rich clubs with no downs). There is "history" in all of that time. People have passion about Chelsea and about Brentford and about Southend. Don't disparage that just because you chose to follow a "big" club.

I can add a button for you to buy beer for the forum without needing a paypal account if you want.

Yes please.

He's very NICE

It's good to Hob-Nob with the elite of fixed wheel cycling, like Will.

Now for Liverpool to win tomorrow and a decent team with history will be top of the pile again

History like Hillsborough and Heysel? A "decent" team? Hardly.

I called him 'wagon wheel' once. I think that upset him.

Ha!
I'm still confused of what part I played in Will taking a break...

That takes the biscuit.

An off side goal and a crap referee.

59 years old. Gives me something to aim for in a few years.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blimey Hippy. You ate all the marshmallows but left the beer until after you had taken the photo?

Will Lives!!!!!!!!!!!!1