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no!! it DOES NOT!!!!! IT'S THE WAY IT'S CUT!!!!

....isn't it........?

to be honest - it's hard not to react instinctively and brake but it would be much better to plough into these dopes. I've been over the handlebars a couple of times doing everything I can not to go into them - they just walk off unscathed, leaving you to collect the pieces.

If you smack straight into them they learn to look for bikes. still fuck you and your bike up though - but kind of take one for the team, rather than just wrap it and hurt.

^^hm, not really. backs hurt when they're fucked. Hope you're okay.

Which cluster fuck unit pub is south beers @ ?

well Build that's a marvellous way to ingratiate yourself for your first South drinks.

People note it all down here mate. It's a Sarf ting.

hope you gave him a slap.

Stupid dick. Learn the green cross code asshole!!

The guy, not you Em.

first pic is linguine. Only a Chinaman would be confused.

Loving those funda*"mental"*ist (see what I did there?) etchings of The Christ.

How do we know he didn't charge around on a massive T Rex?

I heard lots of things got a bit vaguely translated for the bible back in day - check this - the word for "virgin" was very much the same word for "maiden"(ie young girl) - so maybe the "Virgin" Mary was actually just the "young girl" Mary.

What about if the word for "dinosaur" was in fact very much the same word for "lamb"?

The very fibres of Christian symbolism would be thrown into chaos.

I'll leave that one with you. turns back to chat with barstaff

dude you read the top somehow and missed the date. This is strictly yestershire...

that took hardly any persuading.

I think if you're looking for a pair of racist jeans for buying track bikes look no further than Big Jon's Alabama Eazies (Purity Dry Goods, $47.99). They come in dark blue with copper rivets on the back pockets and a reinforced gusset with "protec-ur-line" lining to avoid nasty chafing. The big feature is the elasticated waist, offering a staggering 8-inch differential for those long sunny afternoons eatin' meat with your buddies.

i think you know I'm there for the burger sir...

yeah how were the keirin results worked out? Cause oddsock beat me and i beat dogs?

i'm beginning to see why keirin was regulated as a national betting sport....

yep it was a wonderful if rather vexing day as a spectator - envy oozing from every pore watching you zooming round. Well I say zoom - the sound as the group passed us was exquisite, part whirr part whisper. Very very enticing indeed. As Shootthebreeze says, there'll be at least two new contenders next Race day... can't wait...

Keith Gooze, Su Pu, Brian Wee, Richard Exact. These are real names.

But best name ever: I spoke to a PA once who worked down in Southampton or somewhere. I think she was Kenya or Nigeria, can't remember.

But anyway her name was Googoo Makubu. I was only arranging a meeting with her but spent about a minute wowing over her name and congratulating her.

prav that pink bottom with a tail is rather pervacious.

kind of renders all your adult lusts back to the confused yearnings of a five-year-old looking up his teacher's skirt.

When his teacher was a man.

Pajamas, here's the picture I was talking about of Dave Vanderspek (on said t-shirt) doing the table hop
curb dog stylee. Awesome.

I can't deal with this, it's too beautiful.

Vanderspek, one of my boyhood idols.

Thanks so much Chug! See you tonight dude.

ah..... the magic word - teacher.........:)

ha!

sorry to hijack the thread a bit - or at least turn the vessel to a slightly different course for a minute - but what's the raddest genuine person's name you've ever heard? Like, one you go, "ruddy nora, that's a good name"...almost shake their hand again just for having a good name...?

"An English Name"

dude I think you might want to relist your post in the "Classifieds" section. Bikes and bits is more about frame / component information and appreciation rather than selling.

i want to see the rest of the first photo!

The one with the lady - I have a cinelli stem so I've seen enough of that.

hm..clever picture ain't it.. Pretends to be about a wooden handlebar but actually it's not....

it's difficult to be able to judge whether your set-up is going to be okay - you'll need to measure your top tube as Jonny said. Then add your stem length and the length of the bar chop. In reality, it's about the angle that this length leaves you at when riding and whether that is comfortable for you, whether it's the position you wanted to be riding at. You can get back and wrist pain pretty quickly if it's wrong but you may just find it doesn't make for particularly efficient riding (ie your energy and effort..)

You can always try it out....?

just an excuse for two of my favourite forum photos - but surely an unsuitable stem problem could be exacerbated by bullhorns yet minimised by moustaches?

come out for a drink Charlie, let us know when you're going to roll up on the thread - see you soon