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Shouldn't you be out stealing bikes for your hip hop slave bike empire ?

;P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSJkMBMEwPk

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You are SICK .................... beat me to it ASSCLOWN

Fuhh Kin CANT
its really the best and the delivery has to be quite precise

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Its come back to life ( the thread )

Nothing to say threadwise so I'll just insult Crisp Carsh... err carl crishp.... ummm cris carsh ........... sod it

You are a total twerp ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCLOWN

http://www.landlord-success.com/images/assclown.jpg
I am Hacked2 and I approve of this thread
I hereby award the thread with .................a certificate

Love it its great

Sell it to Londonassclowns.com

Ah ha I have seen you riding around London BMMF

Threatening the police- .................................
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I don't want my only posts to make me out to be some pain in the ass campaigning 'assclown' (I loved that). I'm not. I came here to find out about nuclear seat posts.

EDIT: I like how it has stirred debate, though.

So are you condoning the use of Fuck off you ASSCLOWNS as an appropriate response in a similar situation

PS. I personally think Assclown should be adopted as the LFGSS greeting

Slightly off thread but reading Tynans account of cuffs brought back memories ...

Cuffed with hands behind your back and carried from van to - station - to cell - by your arms is SO FUCKING PAINFUL

if idiots like you would spend as much time as you do writing complete and utter BOLLOCKS, as they did helping people out, the world would be a better place.

unfortuantely it's filled with worthless sacks of useless shit such as yourself.

ride your bike off a cliff you dumb fuck.

Dammit I missed it all

+1 for ASSCLOWN tho

Stop fannying about with ss and go fixed, unless ur the type to dress up as a ballerina, call yourself trixiebell and cycle around singing 'i will survive'

And the FIXED riders tend to wear a uniform consisting of :

Thong
Poorly applied bright red lipstick
Doc Martens in blue

and a Kiss me quick "pork pie" Hat

Chirping out "Hello Sailor" every time a nice looking labourer comes in sight

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Get job
Get money
Buy parts
Build
Ride

Quality advice .................

cant be done.

lean some thing.

Ahhhh ha

The usual cryptic drivel

Does he mean :
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- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

hey hacked, i was just chatting shit, havin a bit of a laugh. sorry for not puttin shitloads of smileys after every post. ill leave this thread alone from now on

h2o is right. I think I should, for my part, be the bigger man (or adolescent, or boy, whatever) and apologise.
Torpid Construct, I apologise for saying that I would insert my penis into your mouth for the sole purpose of triggering you gag reflex. Also, I apologise for the wild, outlandish claim that I healed your mother's throat illness with my penis. Also, I apologise for saying that I could cure your father's eye disease by inserting my penis into his eyesocket as I know that you may have got your hopes up for a cheap cure, but let me assure you that the claim has no medical standng whatsoever. Finally, I apologise for saying that I would engage in sexual intercourse with your cancer-ridden mother. Obviously, it could be an emotionally disturbing on her part, so for her own safety, the most I would take is a handjob, possibly with a little bit of fellatio, but not too much. I would certainly not go so far as to ejaculate onto her face or in her mouth. I hope that we can now settle this silly disagreement and that we can be friends.
And all the others

Sick and juvenile
Not in slightest bit funny .................

VB i agree with every thing you say in this post, and I would not want your job, but am glad your doing it, and respect you for it.

Translated : Damn ........now where can I post the same and pass it off as my own thoughts

me 2.... only on the a sad day for london thread

What do you mean ?

That he does not restrict your access for consistent plagiarism

cheers, will give it a read over.

deftly dodges nicely worded accusation of plagiarism

Oh, and if anyone is wondering about by what cruel method I've slowed him down:

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
   
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
   
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
   
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
   
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
   
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
   
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.
   
   

The chances of actually getting to where you want to get to is about 7%, with considerably delay. So you never know... he might just be able to respond... if he's lucky.

I'll put him back to normal tomorrow sometime.

Isn't this unfair ? I certainly think so

I have found BLOWIE BEN'S posts to be way way beyond the mark, do you want to make any public statements about his posts ?

VB you are NOT being even handed.

I know, i'm ignoring one person, it was a sad, sad day when that button was needed.

Doh ...............

I wonder who that might be ?

Still you can ignore people in the virtual world but what do you do in the real world ?

Close eyes, put a finger in each ear and hum loudly ?

Nah it wouldn't work would it

Amazing Aidan, can sell stuff while cycling round corners.......

Yes good point what exactly is he peddling?

freewheel in traffic is shit, if you're really ragging it that much round corners then you must be a pro TT'er.

which 5 joey deacons voted fucking singlespeed?

This is the post that started the insult throwing

SURPRISE SURPRISE

Although seasoned members might find it harmless newbies dont, and speaking from experience it is really difficult not to defend ones self and end up looking a complete pratt

Well if your going to follow the herd then you might want to check out this site (especially as you got your wheels built by Kiwis):

http://adultsheepfinder.com/

Insult no.1 ????
Well I thought this was quite funny and harmless